I think we should break up.
D Derek
Yeah, i mean if it's what you want.
Yeah, that's what i want.
Great. Okay. Well, goodbye.
Okay, sorry. Quick question: you're taking this really well. Why is that?
D Derek
I mean, well If it's not working.
Well it wasn't working for me, but it was working for you right?
Cool. Goodbye, again! I'm sorry. I'm breaking your heart here, the polite response will be to show a little bit of emotion!
Hey.. How are we doing over here?
Not so great! I just broke up with Derek and he's taking it really well!
NO! No, no i want him to be devastated! Why aren't you devastated!?
D Derek
Teddy, people are staring.
Ah, so i'm embarassing you. No, no, you are supposed to be embarassing me, fella! Woh, woh!
Oh no! This break up is not over! I'm calling you later!
Hey Charlie! Listen, i don't have a lot of time, gotta go meet with Derek 'cause we're still breaking up.
Okay, okay, okay. I have my sunglasses, my keys, my purse, what am i missing?
IT Ivy/Teddy
Inside the monkey.
Hi Charlie. What you got there?
Can i see it? Get that monkey!
Calm down. If the earring isn't in this monkey, it has to be in the other monkey.
Right! Right, right, right. Deedee's monkey. That's in the police chief's house. Is that calm enough for ya?
Charlie said a bad word? What is it?
And what does that have to do with me?
We think she learned it from you.
Mom, if she did learn it from me, she has to spend time with me.
Hey Charlie, the basement is a mess. After breakfast I need you to go downstairs, and pick up your toys.
So, the baby will be sleeping under the stairs. Like Harry Potter.
Hey, Harry Potter now, he had some fun adventures, ah!? Say something you know about Harry Potter.
Okay, Charlie. What's it gonna take to get you into the new house, today?
D Mrs. Dabney
AAAAAHHHHHH!!
Alright! Next Question! When is Bob's birthday?
Oh, c'mon you guys! You gotta know this one!
Call! Anyone. Anyone at all. Oh, hey, in fact, why don't we just go crazy? Open it up to foods of all kinds. We can talk vegetables, steak, sausage, bacon...Dad, if you're out there, please call!
K Karen
Well, what a pretty girl you are. My name is Karen.
K Karen
Of course she does. Why would she invite me to the party?
K Karen
Oh. Well yes, I am rich. Which means I have a large car to put my large present into and drive away.
D Debby
Well, that was awkward. I'm certainly glad your mommy likes me. Ah, Charlie?!
My mommy says you talk funny.
D Debby
Well then, I guess I'll take my snickerdoodles and skidoodle.
ML Mary-Lou
You're leaving?
Alright. You know what? This wasn't as much fun as I thought it was going to be. I think I'm going to ask somebody else to go to the hockey game.
Wait, wait, wait. Dad, just...let me say something. July 10th.
ML Mary Lou
Okay. Spill it, Charlie. What did she say about me?
(to Charlie) Maybe you should come with me.
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