Teddy quotes from Good Luck Charlie

Teddy

Noooo-k.

Teddy

(singing to Charlie) Hush little baby, go beddie-bye, Teddy wants to kiss the really cute guy.

Teddy

(on video diary) Hey Charlie, that annoying sound you hear is Mrs. Dabney's new dog. Ever since she got that little rat none of us have got any sleep.

Teddy

Wow, almost every single word in that sentence was wrong.

Teddy

(wakes up and smiles at Charlie) You're such a good sister.

Teddy

Call! Anyone. Anyone at all. Oh, hey, in fact, why don't we just go crazy? Open it up to foods of all kinds. We can talk vegetables, steak, sausage, bacon...Dad, if you're out there, please call!

Ivy

What just happened?

Teddy

Emmett stole my date.

Spencer

Look, I'm sorry I got so caught up with Emmett and the dancing. I kind of like the way things were going before then.

Teddy

Yeah, me too. I'm glad we got to go to the dance together. I was a little nervous because Ivy said my window was closing. And then Lauren sandoval almost asked you. And then Ivy and Emmett showed up at my house and I was like, "oh, no. How is this gonna work?" And I just-- [Spencer cuts her off by kissing her on the lips.] That was a really nice way of telling me to shut up.

Ivy

What's that?

Teddy

Just my phone it's always making noises.

Gabe

Sure, when she does it, it's adorable. When I do it, it's wrong.

Teddy

That's because we were at a restaurant and it wasn't your cake.

Teddy

Dr. Singh is not coming.

Amy

Oh, alright. Fine.

Teddy

So, you're okay with this?

Amy

Of course.

Teddy

That's awesome, because I thought.. What are you doing?

Amy

Going home. We'll just do this tomorrow when Dr. Singh can be here.

Ivy

I don't think that's how it works Mrs D.

Amy

Oh, c'mon. The baby's been in here nine months. It can wait another day.

Teddy

Well deals are meant to be broken.

Right, the golden rule!

Teddy

Well, can you sweat on P.J.'s sandwich?

Amy

Gotta feel the burn!

Teddy

Gotta buy my lunch!

Bob

(enters the kitchen) Hey honey, honey!

Amy

What?

Bob

I'm leaving for work. Come on, give me a kiss.

Amy

Catch me if you can!

Bob

You know what? I've kissed you enough already.

Amy

Wait before you go it's about your uncle Mel he called.

Bob

I don't want to hear it.

Amy

Cmon! He begged me to pass on the message.

Bob

And now I am going to PASS on the message.

Amy

Come here Charlie. Let's look at your new bed, you'll love it!

Charlie

NO!

Teddy

I bet you're glad you spent two hours putting that together, ah!?

Teddy

Stupid parent.

Amy

Heard that.

Teddy

Ah, stupid baby monitor.