Nobody tells Mom!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Noooo-k.
(to Amy) Honey, you seem to have forgotten that I was fully involved in the raising of three kids.
Oh yeah? When's my birthday?
July 12th.
November 23rd.
(singing to Charlie) Hush little baby, go beddie-bye, Teddy wants to kiss the really cute guy.
EEmmett
So why are you hitting on my girlfriend?
She's not your girlfriend.
EEmmett
Then maybe you and I need to step outside!
(Spencer stands up. He is at least a foot taller than Emmett)
EEmmett
So you can walk me to my bike!
A mother knows her baby and that is MY baby!
What just happened?
Emmett stole my date.
Look, I'm sorry I got so caught up with Emmett and the dancing. I kind of like the way things were going before then.
Yeah, me too. I'm glad we got to go to the dance together. I was a little nervous because Ivy said my window was closing. And then Lauren sandoval almost asked you. And then Ivy and Emmett showed up at my house and I was like, "oh, no. How is this gonna work?" And I just-- [Spencer cuts her off by kissing her on the lips.] That was a really nice way of telling me to shut up.
What's that?
Just my phone it's always making noises.
Sure, when she does it, it's adorable. When I do it, it's wrong.
That's because we were at a restaurant and it wasn't your cake.
Dr. Singh is not coming.
Oh, alright. Fine.
So, you're okay with this?
Of course.
That's awesome, because I thought.. What are you doing?
Going home. We'll just do this tomorrow when Dr. Singh can be here.
I don't think that's how it works Mrs D.
Oh, c'mon. The baby's been in here nine months. It can wait another day.
PPJ
First baby?
PPerson
That obvious, ah?
PPJ
Hey, I've been there.
PPerson
You have?!
PPJ
Oh yeah. This is my third time sitting on these chairs.
PPerson
Wow! If you don't mind, i'm asking how old were you the first time?
PPJ
Two.
(on video diary) Hey Charlie, that annoying sound you hear is Mrs. Dabney's new dog. Ever since she got that little rat none of us have got any sleep.
You guys went to Hawaii?!
PJP.J.
Those years have not been kind.
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