Ivy quotes from Good Luck Charlie

Ivy

(pushes Spencer against the lockers) I'm going to ask you again, Spencer. I want that girl's name and number AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!

Ivy

Ladies, that was perfect! Now just one more take and this time I'll hit record.

Ivy

What just happened?

Teddy

Emmett stole my date.

Ivy

What's that?

Teddy

Just my phone it's always making noises.

Teddy

Dr. Singh is not coming.

Amy

Oh, alright. Fine.

Teddy

So, you're okay with this?

Amy

Of course.

Teddy

That's awesome, because I thought.. What are you doing?

Amy

Going home. We'll just do this tomorrow when Dr. Singh can be here.

Ivy

I don't think that's how it works Mrs D.

Amy

Oh, c'mon. The baby's been in here nine months. It can wait another day.

Teddy

This is Skyler. Isn't she pretty?

Ivy

(takes the camera) Wish her good luck, Charlie.

Teddy

I think we should break up.

Ah, okay.

Teddy

Okay?

Yeah, i mean if it's what you want.

Teddy

Yeah, that's what i want.

No worries.

Teddy

Great. Okay. Well, goodbye.

Bye.

Teddy

Okay, sorry. Quick question: you're taking this really well. Why is that?

I mean, well If it's not working.

Teddy

Well it wasn't working for me, but it was working for you right?

Sure, whatever.

Teddy

Cool. Goodbye, again! I'm sorry. I'm breaking your heart here, the polite response will be to show a little bit of emotion!

Ivy

Hey.. How are we doing over here?

Teddy

Not so great! I just broke up with Derek and he's taking it really well!

Ivy

But that's good right?

Teddy

NO! No, no i want him to be devastated! Why aren't you devastated!?

Teddy, people are staring.

Teddy

Ah, so i'm embarassing you. No, no, you are supposed to be embarassing me, fella! Woh, woh!

Ivy

First break up, people.

Teddy

Oh no! This break up is not over! I'm calling you later!

Ivy

The missing earring is..

Inside the monkey.

Teddy

Hi Charlie. What you got there?

Charlie

Monkey.

Teddy

Can i see it? Get that monkey!

Ivy

Calm down. If the earring isn't in this monkey, it has to be in the other monkey.

Teddy

Right! Right, right, right. Deedee's monkey. That's in the police chief's house. Is that calm enough for ya?