Charlie quotes from Good Luck Charlie

Amy

Come here Charlie. Let's look at your new bed, you'll love it!

Charlie

NO!

Teddy

I bet you're glad you spent two hours putting that together, ah!?

Spencer

(walking then he hears a roaring noise and he turns around) What the-

Charlie

(size of a giant and roars and chases Spencer)

Spencer

I'm sorry! (runs away) Leave me alone!

Charlie

(laughing and chasing Spencer)

Spencer

(trips and falls down) No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Charlie

(steps on Spencer)

Ivy

The missing earring is..

Inside the monkey.

Teddy

Hi Charlie. What you got there?

Charlie

Monkey.

Teddy

Can i see it? Get that monkey!

Amy

Hey Charlie, the basement is a mess. After breakfast I need you to go downstairs, and pick up your toys.

Charlie

NO!

Amy

What did you say to me?

Charlie

Yes!

Amy

Okay, Charlie. What's it gonna take to get you into the new house, today?

Charlie

Pony.

Amy

Done. BOB

Well, what a pretty girl you are. My name is Karen.

Charlie

My mommy don't like you.

Of course she does. Why would she invite me to the party?

Charlie

You're rich.

Oh. Well yes, I am rich. Which means I have a large car to put my large present into and drive away.

Well, that was awkward. I'm certainly glad your mommy likes me. Ah, Charlie?!

Charlie

My mommy says you talk funny.

Pardon me?

Charlie

It hurts her head.

Really?

Charlie

Yeah.

Well then, I guess I'll take my snickerdoodles and skidoodle.

You're leaving?

Oh, you betcha!