PJ quotes from Good Luck Charlie

Those years have not been kind.

You can't ground someone who's not actually on the ground.

First baby?

That obvious, ah?

Hey, I've been there.

You have?!

Oh yeah. This is my third time sitting on these chairs.

Wow! If you don't mind, i'm asking how old were you the first time?

Two.

Teddy

Well deals are meant to be broken.

Right, the golden rule!

Amy

P.J. Honey, can you watch Charlie after school? I have to work.

I can't. I'm working too. I can take Charlie with me if you want. You want to help your big brother deliver chicken?

Amy

Or you could come to the hospital and help mommy change bedpans. You take her.

Amy

PJ, you have to post it online so grandma can see it.

Grandma knows how to go online?

Amy

PJ , you have to put it on CD so grandma can watch it on her DVD player.

Grandma has a DVD player?

Amy

Ok PJ you just have to go to Grandma's house and act it out for her.

Here's some really big news. I'm eating healthy now, because I decided to like myself just the way I am.

Teddy

Yeah, she's not interested.

Charlie said a bad word? What is it?

Amy

We think you may know.

No, i don't.

That's terrible!

What does it mean?

Amy

You're free to go.

Amy

Charlie said a bad word.

Gabe

And what does that have to do with me?

Amy

We think she learned it from you.

Gabe

Mom, if she did learn it from me, she has to spend time with me.

Amy

So, the baby will be sleeping under the stairs. Like Harry Potter.

Bob

Hey, Harry Potter now, he had some fun adventures, ah!? Say something you know about Harry Potter.

Quidditch.

Bob

How old is Bob?

Fif-

Bob

AH!

Gabe

Six-

Bob

No, no!

Seven-

Bob

Alright! Next Question! When is Bob's birthday?

...

Bob

Oh, c'mon you guys! You gotta know this one!

Gabe

January 1st?

January 2nd.

Gabe

January 3rd?

January 4th.

July 7th.

Gabe

July 8th.

July 9th.

Bob

Alright. You know what? This wasn't as much fun as I thought it was going to be. I think I'm going to ask somebody else to go to the hockey game.

Wait, wait, wait. Dad, just...let me say something. July 10th.