PPJ
Here's some really big news. I'm eating healthy now, because I decided to like myself just the way I am.
Yeah, she's not interested.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hi. You're Skyler, right? I'm Teddy.
SSkyler
Oh right. I saw your picture in Spencer's wallet.
Spencer keeps my picture in his wallet? That's so sweet. Of course, I put it in there but it's so sweet he didn't throw it out.
SSkyler
What do you got there?
Pie on a stick.
SSkyler
Where did you get it?
Pie On a Stick. It's um my way of saying sorry to Spencer because I kinda freaked out earlier. I didn't know you two were cousins.
SSkyler
(confused) I thought you two were cousins.
(frowns) No, um, Spencer's my boyfriend.
SSkyler
No, Spencer's my boyfriend.
(walks in and sees Teddy and Skyler) Uh oh. (walks to them) So you two have met huh?
Yeah, turns out we're cousins.
SSkyler
Anything you want to say, Spencer?
Free sample?
SSkyler
Sure, I'd love one. (takes a sample) Mhmm. Delicious. You should try some. (takes the blender jar and pours the juice on Spencer's head and leaves)
Yeah, and don't forget dessert. (puts the pie on Spencer's face and leaves)
Wait!
(turns to him and crying) How could you?
I–I'm sorry. I can—
Just don't. (leaves)
Teddy honey. Are you okay?
(on her bed in tears and shakes her head no)
No. Oh. (gets on Teddy's bed) Scoot over. Look I know this probably won't make you feel better but I know what you're going through.
You had your heart broken too?
I did, by Warren Snodgrass.
(laughs lightly) Warren Snodgrass?
Yeah, he's a lot cuter than he sounds. Anyway I was madly in love with him and then one day out of the blue he dumped me for Kim Brooks. I was devastated.
So how did you deal with it?
I didn't. I was a mess. Thought my life was over. But then I started dating this tall, blond goofball named Bob.
Dad?
No, Bob Diddlebock but he introduced me to Dad. Look honey, the point is if I hadn't had my heart broken I would have never met your father.
Then I wouldn't have been born…then I wouldn't have been to sad right now.
Oh no, honey. It's terrible I know. It stinks. But you know what baby? It will get better. I promise. (sees Teddy's camera and starts recording) Hi, Charlie. I'm here with your sister who's having her first broken heart.
First? There's gonna be more?
No, honey. This is it. Anyway by the time you're watching this you might experiencing your first heart break. So just remember: it always gets better.
And, um, I just wanted to say you were right about Spencer. It's too bad you won't have a little sister looking out for you when you're my age. Although we never know. (looks at her mom)
Oh, we know.
(laughs) Good luck Charlie.
(walking then he hears a roaring noise and he turns around) What the-
(size of a giant and roars and chases Spencer)
I'm sorry! (runs away) Leave me alone!
(laughing and chasing Spencer)
(trips and falls down) No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(steps on Spencer)
(wakes up and smiles at Charlie) You're such a good sister.
(pushes Spencer against the lockers) I'm going to ask you again, Spencer. I want that girl's name and number AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!
Ladies, that was perfect! Now just one more take and this time I'll hit record.
This is Skyler. Isn't she pretty?
(takes the camera) Wish her good luck, Charlie.
AAustin
Well you know Teddy, (sits down) I may be only eleven but I'm old enough to know that you deserve someone that appreciates how wonderful you are. And for your information, Spencer ain't it.
Did you just say ain't?
AAustin
Listen to me. I'm so passionate that I'm throwing grammar to the wind!
Thanks Austin. And you know as first dates go, this wasn't all that bad.
AAustin
Not now Slappy!
SSlappy
(leaves)
Anyways, you deserve someone great too. Somebody who's smart and kind, and well, eleven.
AAustin
Shall we grab our goody bags, quick kiss and get out of here?
What did you say?
AAustin
I said let's grab our goody bags.
Oh, that's right. You don't know how to count to 3 yet.
Hey, see ya later.
Hey Dad, before you go, can I ask you something?
Go ask your mother.
Why can't I ask you?
Because whatever answer I give you, she's gonna tell me it's the wrong one.
Wow Dad, when did you become so afraid of mom?
Ask your mother.
A disciplinary notice.
Yes! I knew it! Finally, little Miss Perfect did something bad!
Okay, honey, what did you do?
Well, nothing. I just got mad at a teacher because he lowered my grade for not filling in a stupid oval, so I snapped one of his stupid pencils.
That's it? I've waited my whole life for that?!
PPrincipal
There's good news and bad news. Mr. Piper has agreed not to press charges. But your mother is banned from campus.
What's the bad news?
PPrincipal
Mr. Piper is demanding an apology.
Oh! Okay, okay. I'll say sorry to him the next time I see him.
PPrincipal
Not from you!
Oh, there's the bad news.
What'd you do?
Nothing!
MOM!
Oh! I think we're gonna find out what nothing means!
Oh, hey Derek i was wondering if maybe after school you wanna go mini-golfing.
DDerek
Whatever.
Okay, so.. Is that a whatever like, i don't wanna go or whatever like: mini-golf wow!?
DDerek
Whichever.
Okay, okay. So, is that a whichever like, whatever or a whiever like: mini-golf wow!?
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