Gabe quotes from Good Luck Charlie

Gabe

You guys went to Hawaii?!

Bob

(to Amy) Honey, you seem to have forgotten that I was fully involved in the raising of three kids.

Gabe

Oh yeah? When's my birthday?

Bob

July 12th.

Gabe

November 23rd.

Gabe

Sure, when she does it, it's adorable. When I do it, it's wrong.

Teddy

That's because we were at a restaurant and it wasn't your cake.

Bob

Gabe are you wearing an aftershave?

Gabe

A little.

Bob

Why, you don't have to shave yet.

Gabe

As long as we are being logical why do you still have a comb?

Bob

Get in the car.

Amy

I'm not bothering you, am I?

Gabe

A little. Can we talk about my sleepover for a second?

Amy

Gabe, you're distracting me from my housework! Of course we can talk about your sleepover.

Gabe

Ok. First question: what are you serving us for dinner?

Amy

Well, i was thinking of making my famous meatloaf with a nice side salad.

Gabe

Pizza it is. Now, I'm gonna need you to rent us a scary movie.

Amy

I don't know Gabe, i don't want you boys to be up all night.

Gabe

Oh, you just described the perfect sleepover. The last thing is, Charlie is writing on the wall.

Amy

What?

Gabe

Charlie, she's writing on the wall.

Bob

Hey, see ya later.

Gabe

Hey Dad, before you go, can I ask you something?

Bob

Go ask your mother.

Gabe

Why can't I ask you?

Bob

Because whatever answer I give you, she's gonna tell me it's the wrong one.

Gabe

Wow Dad, when did you become so afraid of mom?

Bob

Ask your mother.

Amy

A disciplinary notice.

Gabe

Yes! I knew it! Finally, little Miss Perfect did something bad!

Amy

Okay, honey, what did you do?

Teddy

Well, nothing. I just got mad at a teacher because he lowered my grade for not filling in a stupid oval, so I snapped one of his stupid pencils.

Gabe

That's it? I've waited my whole life for that?!

Teddy

Hey Charlie! Listen, i don't have a lot of time, gotta go meet with Derek 'cause we're still breaking up.

Amy

Okay, okay, okay. I have my sunglasses, my keys, my purse, what am i missing?

Gabe

Your teeth?

Charlie said a bad word? What is it?

Amy

We think you may know.

No, i don't.

That's terrible!

What does it mean?

Amy

You're free to go.

Amy

Charlie said a bad word.

Gabe

And what does that have to do with me?

Amy

We think she learned it from you.

Gabe

Mom, if she did learn it from me, she has to spend time with me.

Bob

What did you do?

Gabe

I didn't do anything!

AAAAAHHHHHH!!

Gabe

Ignore that!

Bob

How old is Bob?

Fif-

Bob

AH!

Gabe

Six-

Bob

No, no!

Seven-

Bob

Alright! Next Question! When is Bob's birthday?

...

Bob

Oh, c'mon you guys! You gotta know this one!

Gabe

January 1st?

January 2nd.

Gabe

January 3rd?

January 4th.

July 7th.

Gabe

July 8th.

July 9th.

Bob

Alright. You know what? This wasn't as much fun as I thought it was going to be. I think I'm going to ask somebody else to go to the hockey game.

Wait, wait, wait. Dad, just...let me say something. July 10th.