Bob quotes from Good Luck Charlie

Bob

Nobody tells Mom!

Bob

Oh, that's right. You don't know how to count to 3 yet.

Bob

(to Amy) Honey, you seem to have forgotten that I was fully involved in the raising of three kids.

Gabe

Oh yeah? When's my birthday?

Bob

July 12th.

Gabe

November 23rd.

Teddy

Well, can you sweat on P.J.'s sandwich?

Amy

Gotta feel the burn!

Teddy

Gotta buy my lunch!

Bob

(enters the kitchen) Hey honey, honey!

Amy

What?

Bob

I'm leaving for work. Come on, give me a kiss.

Amy

Catch me if you can!

Bob

You know what? I've kissed you enough already.

Amy

Wait before you go it's about your uncle Mel he called.

Bob

I don't want to hear it.

Amy

Cmon! He begged me to pass on the message.

Bob

And now I am going to PASS on the message.

Bob

Hey Emmett if you want I might be able to get you a job too.

Oh no thanks Mr. D. I already got a job.

Bob

Doing what?

My dad pays me to stay out of the house.

Amy

Kitty Kat, ah?!

Bob

Well, i could come up with a nickname for you. Like, uhmmm...

Amy

You know that's really funny 'cause i'm thinking of lots of nicknames for you.

Bob

Gabe are you wearing an aftershave?

Gabe

A little.

Bob

Why, you don't have to shave yet.

Gabe

As long as we are being logical why do you still have a comb?

Bob

Get in the car.

Bob

Hey, see ya later.

Gabe

Hey Dad, before you go, can I ask you something?

Bob

Go ask your mother.

Gabe

Why can't I ask you?

Bob

Because whatever answer I give you, she's gonna tell me it's the wrong one.

Gabe

Wow Dad, when did you become so afraid of mom?

Bob

Ask your mother.

Bob

What'd you do?

Amy

Nothing!

Teddy

MOM!

Bob

Oh! I think we're gonna find out what nothing means!

Amy

So, the baby will be sleeping under the stairs. Like Harry Potter.

Bob

Hey, Harry Potter now, he had some fun adventures, ah!? Say something you know about Harry Potter.

Quidditch.

Bob

What did you do?

Gabe

I didn't do anything!

AAAAAHHHHHH!!

Gabe

Ignore that!

Bob

How old is Bob?

Fif-

Bob

AH!

Gabe

Six-

Bob

No, no!

Seven-

Bob

Alright! Next Question! When is Bob's birthday?

...

Bob

Oh, c'mon you guys! You gotta know this one!

Gabe

January 1st?

January 2nd.

Gabe

January 3rd?

January 4th.

July 7th.

Gabe

July 8th.

July 9th.

Bob

Alright. You know what? This wasn't as much fun as I thought it was going to be. I think I'm going to ask somebody else to go to the hockey game.

Wait, wait, wait. Dad, just...let me say something. July 10th.