Maya Hart quotes from Girl Meets World

Riley Matthews

You got any money?

Maya Hart

I never have any money.

Riley Matthews

How do we make money immediately?

Maya Hart

What we need is a Bat Mitzvah!

Riley Matthews

Are there any special requirements?

Maya Hart

Yeah, and I'm thinking it's gonna need to be you.

Topanga Matthews

Get out! You guys have been sitting in that window all day. You know what's great about a window? There's a world outside. Go there.

Maya Hart

(looks out the window) It looks fakey.

Topanga Matthews

Get out of my house!

Riley Matthews

Why don't I get a Bat Mitzvah?

Topanga Matthews

What's your Hebrew name?

Riley Matthews

Riley Matthews.

Topanga Matthews

There you go. What do you want a Bat Mitzvah for?

Riley Matthews

There comes a time in a young woman's life when she just wants to sit in a room and open envelopes.

Topanga Matthews

Riley, do you even know what this holy rite of passage is about?

Riley Matthews

Yes. This holy rite of passage is about 12 hours before you open the envelopes.

Topanga Matthews

What do you need money for?

Riley Matthews

Buy stuff.

Topanga Matthews

Specifically

Riley Matthews

Buy stuff for me-e-e-e.

Topanga Matthews

Money needs to be worked for. It's pretty hard to come up with a scheme when all you've got is the clothes on your back, isn't it?

(Looks at each other and nods)

Maya Hart

We've lost.

Riley Matthews

She beat us.

Maya Hart

We got crushed.

Riley Matthews

I don't like it very much.

Maya Hart

Have I let you down?

Riley Matthews

No, Peaches. How could you ever let me down?

Maya Hart

What kind of bad influence am I on you if I let another bad influence be a better bad influence than me in your eyes?

Riley Matthews

Hey. I will never have a better worse influence than you.

Maya Hart

Thanks. You will always be my favorite chump.

Riley Matthews

Thanks. Would I still be your favorite even if I wasn't a chump?

Maya Hart

You will always be my favorite, no matter what you are.

Riley Matthews

Okay, good. Because I may have to not be a chump for a minute.

Maya Hart

But then you will again?

Riley Matthews

I know you secretly like it.

Maya Hart

I do.

Cory Matthews

Riley, what is going on here?

Maya Hart

Farkle kissed my hand!

Cory Matthews

[to Farkle] You did?

Farkle Minkus

It was glorious.

Cory Matthews

You got a transcript, kid?

[hands it to Cory] I do. Check out them grades. Here, let me sing 'em to you: [to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut"] D-D-D-D-D D-F!

Maya Hart

Yeah, I know that song.

Eric Matthews

Now, which one of you is Riley's friend Malisha?

Maya Hart

It's Maya.

Eric Matthews

Oh, okay. So, what are you fighting about?

Maya Hart

She didn't take my side.

Riley Matthews

I couldn't take her side based on what was said, which is the problem with this whole thing, 'cause Maya is making too big of a deal of what was said.

Eric Matthews

Uh-huh. Okay. Okay. Now, which one was she?

Riley Matthews

You can't do this. Your conscience will always bother you.

Maya Hart

I don't have a conscience.

Riley Matthews

Everybody does. And until yours shows up, I'm going with you.

Cory Matthews

Lucas! Why are you the only one here that didn't say "I'm sorry?"

Lucas Friar

'Cause I never do anything.

Cory Matthews

No, because you respect the rules. Because you know without them, civilization becomes chaos. The rest of you are gonna spend the afternoon thinking about that, with the exception of Lucas the Good.

Lucas Friar

Aw, boy. Is that gonna stick?

Maya Hart

I'm already making T-shirts.

Lucas Friar

Maya, if there's no good kids out here noticing us, what's the point?

Maya Hart

[pulls Lucas in by his shirt collar, so they are face to face] You questioning my leadership, Hopalong?

Lucas Friar

Okay, these names you're calling me are killing my street cred.

Maya Hart

Aw. Then what would you like me to call you?

Lucas Friar

[deep voice] I'd like you to call me Mad Dog.

Maya Hart

You don't seem like a Mad Dog to me.

Lucas Friar

Then what do I seem like to you?

Maya Hart

You know that lamb that Mary had?

Lucas Friar

I don't like the way that this is going.

Cory Matthews

You know, a little discipline isn't a bad thing, Maya.

Maya Hart

Oh, thanks, Mr. Matthews, I'll ponder on that.

Shawn Hunter

I'm sorry, what?

Shawn Hunter

Yeah, just because you do the same weird gesture twice, doesn't mean I get it.

Eric Matthews

They played me. I'm just supposed to lose.

Supposed to.

Riley Matthews

Like Kennedy was.

Maya Hart

Or Nixon.

Eric Matthews

Yeah, but those guys weren't real!

Maya Hart

Where's Garaboski?

Lucas Friar

Uh oh.

Riley Matthews

Did we do it?

Farkle Minkus

Did we finally break him?

Cory Matthews

[walks in] You broke him!

Cory Matthews

Quiet! Mr. Garaboski retired yesterday.

Cory Matthews

Quiet! The guy survives Vietnam *and* *Mrs.* Garaboski, and he can't get past you. Now, he left a letter here that expressed his feelings. "Dear you little"- okay, I can't read this.

Lucas Friar

He always talked about the good old days, before 1985.

Riley Matthews

What happened in 1985?

Farkle Minkus

That was the year the New York Board of Education said you couldn't hit a kid with a ruler.

Topanga Matthews

Girls, slow down! What is the rush?

Maya Hart

Dinner is keeping us from our homework.

Riley Matthews

The new English teacher wants us to read this.

Topanga Matthews

This looks like a comic book.

Cory Matthews

Yes!

Topanga Matthews

Didn't we have a teacher who taught us...

Cory Matthews

Yes!

Topanga Matthews

Tell me more about this new English teacher.

Riley Matthews

Motorcycle.

Maya Hart

Leather jacket.

Topanga Matthews

Sounds familiar... [turns to Cory] Weren't you on the committee to hire the new English teacher?

Cory Matthews

Yes!

Maya Hart

I have no interest living in a world without Riley and Farkle. And I'm not going anywhere until you to come back, you hear me?

Farkle Minkus

Maya, the people you knew aren't here any more.

Maya Hart

Then can you please tell me where I can find them?

Riley Matthews

They're in the yearbook. Keep in touch and have an awesome summer.

Riley Matthews

Lucas hasn't asked me to the semi-formal. We're Riley and Lucas, aren't we, Maya?

Maya Hart

I don't know anymore. Just tell me what to say.

Riley Matthews

It's all over the front of my notebook. "Riley hearts Lucas 4-ever."

Maya Hart

What's on the back on your notebook?

Riley Matthews

"Riley and Lucas, we're just friends."

Cory Matthews

Semi-formal coming up. Young men and young women interacting. Mixing in a social situation. So, to avoid any casualties, I thought we could discuss etiquette. Can anyone here tell me what etiquette is? [Farkle raises his hand] No, you can't.

Farkle Minkus

Etiquette is treating people politely and with respect. Maya and I will demonstrate in a short play we put on before every dance. It's called, "No". [in a formal voice] Miss Hart, would you do me the great honor of accompanying me to the semi-formal festivities?

Maya Hart

No.

Farkle Minkus

Etiquette.

Maya Hart

Etiquette.

Farkle Minkus

Thank you.

Maya Hart

Thank you.

Farkle Minkus

We'll see you at the holidays for "A Christmas No".