You got any money?
I never have any money.
How do we make money immediately?
What we need is a Bat Mitzvah!
Are there any special requirements?
Yeah, and I'm thinking it's gonna need to be you.
Get out! You guys have been sitting in that window all day. You know what's great about a window? There's a world outside. Go there.
(looks out the window) It looks fakey.
Get out of my house!
Why don't I get a Bat Mitzvah?
What's your Hebrew name?
Riley Matthews.
There you go. What do you want a Bat Mitzvah for?
There comes a time in a young woman's life when she just wants to sit in a room and open envelopes.
Riley, do you even know what this holy rite of passage is about?
Yes. This holy rite of passage is about 12 hours before you open the envelopes.
What do you need money for?
Buy stuff.
Specifically
Buy stuff for me-e-e-e.
Money needs to be worked for. It's pretty hard to come up with a scheme when all you've got is the clothes on your back, isn't it?
(Looks at each other and nods)
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