[spotting a yellow Earth fish.] Huh? So there's such a pretty fish living in this lake. [chuckles] Looks like it's having fun swimming.
If you're a man, start with a swordfish!"/"If you sleep with your fan on, you'll have constipations, so watch out.
Gin-san, shouldn't we buy an air conditioner? It's too hot for just one fan.
Don't say such stupid things. Where the hell would you find one? If you have the time to think of air conditioning, why don't you go and do some mind conditioning?
If you think about it, South Pole may become like North Pole if you adapt your mind.
Gin-san, the fact that it's the "South" Pole doesn't mean it's always summer there.
I know that, okay? South Pole may not be a paradise! What I mean is that they say you'll feel cold as long as you think it's cold! ...That really doesn't work.
That's embarrassing. I think you're contradicting yourself to cover up your mistake. Ridiculous.
[taking the electric fan from Kagura] Besides, you try stepping out in a day like this! [Kagura takes it back] We'll pass out before we have a chance to buy an air conditioner! [they start fighting for the fan] We're better off staying home and slacking off!
Man, this is useless! It's way too hot, too hot! And why should I be the only one who has to buy a fan in this heat? Maybe I really should go and get an air conditioner. Hey old man, what do you think? Should I really buy an air conditioner?
VPVan passenger
Uh? Well... It's fine, ain't it?
No, it ain't fine!!! Where would I get the money for an air conditioner? Stop saying such needless stuff!
I mean, what's the point on buying a machine to refresh yourself if you have to sweat in order to buy it? Isn't it like using hidden money to dig for hidden money? Like drinking before you get a drink?
ESElectronics store owner
Say, don't you want one? If you switch to air conditioner, I can make it cheaper.
Really? Well, please. Uh... [pulls out a 1000 yen bill from his wallet.] Is this enough money?
ESElectronics store owner
Come and see it, everyone!
Uh? Sir? This is strange, you're not looking at me anymore! SIR?!
VSVideo store attendant
What? You still use a fan? You're poor, aren't you? You have to be poor. You just gotta be poor!
Ahh, this sucks! Even the blue sky sucks, and it's so blue!! Why do I have to go through all of this to buy a fan? Hey old man, is it okay if I just go home? Can I just go home?
TPTruck passenger
Eh? Isn't it okay if you go home?
No, it's not okay!!! You've got no idea of the situation! You don't know jack about this, so mind your own business!!! [the man in the truck starts crying]
[in the recycling shop]
WWoman
Oh? A samurai customer is a rare sight these days. Welcome.
Senpuki (electric fan). You got a senpuki, don't you? Gimme one!
WWoman
Senpuki (war machine)... That sounds quite nostalgic. You! Where did you hear that name?
Just get me one, pronto.
WWoman
Can't you wait? You're the first to come over here from so far. Just tell me your name.
What, for the receipt? Just put it to Ue-sama (something like "chief").
WWoman
Ue-sama?... That's a magnificent name. [pulls out a pistol] Well, say goodbye, Ue-sama!!! [fires, hitting a vase behind Gintoki]
Wh-wh-wh-what-what the hell are you doing?! Manager!!! Manager, come here!!!
Even though good things don't happen consecutively, bad things do.
MMatsudaira
Get up you Gorilla dumbass! If you don't stand up in 3 seconds, I'll blow your brains out!
MMatsudaira
Say... one! [fires gun at Kondo]
What happened to two and three?!
MMatsudaira
I don't need those numbers. Number "one" is all a man needs to live.
Life flows like a conveyor belt.
[At a factory producing Justaways, Yamazaki is told Gintoki has amnesia]
That is the case, so excuse me. You seem to be someone I used to know, but I don't remember. Uh, Shinsengumi's... what was it? Should I call you Shin-chan maybe?
[hits Gintoki on the head] Hey! I said it was a secret operation, didn't I?! Ah, I said it! [drags Gintoki off to the side]
What is it, you? Bang bang banging on people's heads like that. Are you hoping to become a tambourine player? If you don't like Shin-chan, then how about Sen-chan from secret operation?
Are you harassing me? Am I not telling you that it's Yamazaki?
Oh, I don't remember, so I will go with Tanbara.
It's not that you don't remember, it's that you don't want to remember, isn't it!!
Master, I'm withdrawing from here now. It looks like our commander has gone missing.
Jimmy, are you going to lose heart that quickly? Nobody can do that well at first. You can do anything you put your mind into!
Who the heck is Jimmy?! Is it possible that you're getting that from "jimi" (plain)? Besides, I only came here as a spy!
[Yamazaki warns Gintoki that the factory boss, Mamushi, is suspected of illegally producing weapons for the Joui.]
The boss is an ero list? Stop making false accusations! The boss is the one who took me in, he saved me!
I don't really understand what you're saying... "Ero"? "List"?
Sakata-san. We're gonna start working again.
Ah, oops. Well then, time for me to... [turns to leave]
Sakata-san, will you take a look at my Justaway?
[turns back and sees Kondo and Gintoki]
So what do you think of it?
Hm... maybe you could raise this part just a little bit, Gori-san.
[Gives Kondo a punch] What the hell are you saying?!
Gori-san!
[on the phone] Hello? I have found the idiot. Yes, I'll bring him back right away.
Gori-san, wake up! Jimmy, what was that for? Gori-san, you know, is the same as me, he lost his memory. If you don't treat his head gently he'll lose consciousness right away! He's as delicate as a Nintendo!
[crushes his phone in shock] Amnesia?! Are you serious, Commander?! Even though you're an idiot, what sort of crazy situation have you gotten yourself into?! Even though you're an idiot!
That's too much, Jimmy! Idiots in their idiotic way have their own idiotic worries!
Enough! This is pathetic, this is a pain in the ass, you guys! Anyway, we'll go back together, Commander!
[with tears in his eyes] Stop it! I've decided to become the number one Justaway craftsman in Edo! It doesn't matter what happens, I'll become number one, I promised the boss I would!
In that case, don't worry, you're the world's number one idiot. Now come on!
I don't wanna, I don't wanna!
[A Justaway flies into the air by accident and explodes upon landing]
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