The Justaways are not at fault! The one at fault is the boss, the Justaways haven't done anything wrong!
Life flows like a conveyor belt.
[Gintoki throws a huge barrel onto an advancing Mamushi, and Kondo throws a Justaway onto it to detonate it]
Hey! Didn't you guys say you weren't gonna fight him?! You went all out just now, didn't you!
Did we say something like that, Gori-san?
It's no good, I can't remember. I have amnesia so...
That's some convenient amnesia there, oi!
[A piece of flying debris from the explosion hits Hijikata on the head and he starts bleeding]
[to the crowd] It's dangerous, so please stand back. You'll end up like this person. He puts on a poker face, but it really really hurts. It's embarassing.
This has really turned into something, hasn't it?
Your face is really turning into something too, Hijikata-san.
Didn't Yamazaki already die by now?
Aren't you going to die, too?
Vice-captain!
Huh?
Some information was just reported. It seems both Yamazaki and the Commander are inside.
What are you saying? Oi, oi, I thought that if it was only Yamazaki inside, I could leave him, but if Kondo-san's there too, we can't do that.
Hijikata-san. I forgot my flute at the headquarters, so I'm gonna go back and get it real quick.
Right, be sure not to come back again. Damn, I'm sick of you guys, it's enough! I'll go alone, so wait there, you bastards.
Hey! Look at that! Something has come out!
What's that?!
It's a cannon! A big ass cannon has come out!
I-Is that the secret weapon they were working on?!
Sougo, I forgot the protractor at the headquarters, so I'm gonna go back and get it real quick.
Hijikata-san, it's ok. If you want a protractor, I have one right here.
It is common to lose sleep from being too engrossed by counting sheep.
[At a soba restaurant, Mitsuba fills her bowl of soba with red pepper]
Ah, wait, Mitsuba-dono! You shouldn't put so much red pepper! How many times do I have to tell you that it's bad for you?!
MMitsuba
But it tastes so much better!
That's not the point! It's definitely bad for your health! It's completely red! Really, there's something wrong with the younger generation's sense of taste. Don't you agree, Toushi?
[Hijikata fills his bowl of soba with mayonnaise.]
TOUSHI!! What are you doing?! What's that?! What are you eating?!
This is a flavor IT revolution.
What are you saying?! What's that?! Who are you mimicking?!
Hey, wait! Mitsuba-dono, don't eat that!
MMitsuba
I want to bring down public health insurance with what I eat!
Eh? I don't get it! What is that anyway?!
Inside your mouth, it's rat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta, wonderful.
Now who is it?! Hiroko? Masami?! Either way, it's disgusting!
MMitsuba
[giggles]
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