Gin Tama quotes

Gintoki

Well, now that we're in the water, we should think of a counterattack.

Hijikata

Don't get cocky. I can hear the shiver in your voice. Let me handle this. A chicken like you should crawl back home and rest.

Gintoki

I think you're the coward! I'm sure you just jumped into the pond 'cause your pants were wet!

Hijikata

Why you... You want me to feed you to the ghosts? [the buzz's sound gets louder] I haven't settled the score with you yet! And I see you'll have to compensate me with interest!

Gintoki

Eh? Did I borrow anything from you? [Hijikata getts angrier as the buzzing gets louder] Doesn't matter, I'll give it to you. Besides, I've already bought a new game machine-- [turns to the source of the buzz, together with Hijikata] SHUT UP ALREADY!!! [they see it is the woman in the red kimono, who is flying with mosquito wings, and get scared]

Hijikata

H-h-h-hey! It-it-it's got wings! It's-it's flying!

Gintoki

Wh-wh-wh-wh-what's with y-y-y-you? D-d-don't tell me y-y-you're s-s-s-scared of th-th-that!

Hijikata

Do-do-do-don't be stupid! Who-who-who do you think I-I-I-I-I am, you i-i-idiot?

Gintoki

O-okay then. Th-then, you can fight her, while I'll... go do that thing... [starts to leave, but Hijikata stops him.]

Hijikata

Where are you going? What's "that thing"? You're running away?! Trying to fool me! Asshole!

Gintoki

Why'd I do that? I'll just go look for a bazooka to hit her with!

Hijikata

And where would you get a bazooka?

Gintoki

Everybody has a bazooka in their hearts!

Hijikata

Running away from a battle is a desrespect for bushido. You'd better start again and relearn how to be a samurai. [Gintoki raises the woman in the red kimono over his head and throws her at Hijikata.] What the hell do you think you're doing, bastard?!

Gintoki

[spits] You're still a hundred years behind to give me lessons about how to be a samurai.

Gintoki

Aw, geez. I don't care if it's a ghost or a mosquito, she sure caused a lot of trouble.

Hijikata

It was you who caused me trouble. I said I wouldn't pay for it, so get the hell out.

Gintoki

Hey, did you forget it was my move that finished all of this?

Hijikata

What are you talking about? It was my move before yours that clinched it. Even if you weren't around, I'd be fine.

Gintoki

Pretty tough talk coming from someone who was afraid of death. It would be quite a joke if the one they call the "Vice-Commander from Hell" was afraid of ghosts.

Hijikata

I wasn't scared, just ghost-hunting. Don't get me wrong. You, on the other hand, got scared to near death.

Gintoki

I was just pulling your leg. Actually, I have fun with that sort of thing. If I'm ever bored, how 'bout we have fun again?

Kagura

Gin-chan, it's time to go... Huh? [the deck where Gintoki and Hijikata were sitting is empty now. She looks down and sees they are both hiding beneath the deck.] What are you guys doing?

Nothing. I just lost my contacts.

Shinpachi

I knew that, since the Amanato came to Earth, lots of freaky creatures appeared.

Gintoki

It's okay, put it in the bucket.

Shinpachi

What? You're gonna eat this?!

Gintoki

Of course I will. Be it anko or natto, it doesn't matter if it looks bad when it tastes good.

Shinpachi

Gin-san, wasn't that a kappa just now?

Gintoki

Hmph. No way it could be. It was just some bald old man living in a lake.

Shinpachi

It wasn't just some bald old man! Wasn't that thing green, by the way?

Gintoki

That... is a side effect of alcohol.

Shinpachi

If alcohol has that kind of stuff in it, then no one should drink sake!!!

Shinpachi

Excuse me, Ebina-san [the kappa-like alien in the lake]. If I give you my glasses, will you forgive me?

Ebina

Congratulations for your apologies. Here's some cookies as your reward.

Shinpachi

I'm thankful, but... What should I do with this?

Gintoki

The plate's broken! Even though I don't know why it's tragic!

You see, that's why I told you to leave this place. This isn't your home, it's my property. As you can see, I bought this whole region.

Ebina

Shut up! I was living here even before you were in your dad's balls! Why do I have to leave? I mean, don't look over here, it's embarrassing. Put your camera away, seriously.

Shinpachi

Since that plate broke, he's gotten a bit shy... Does that plate have any meaning anyway?

Ebina

It was tough... Humans feel their existence when they're surrounded by other people. If I hadn't found a place to live, I'd surely be dead by now. That's until I found her...

Ebina

She was always sitting there, doing nothing, just staring at the lake the whole time. I first stayed in hiding, but then I noticed I was just being foolish. [in the flashback] Hey you, what are you doing there? [narrating] The girl seemed a bit surprised when she saw me, but...

It's boring to stay alone at home, so I thought it would be better if I came here, even by myself. We're both like that, right?

You're a lucky man, mister.

Ebina

Why?

Because you live free in that beautiful lake. I've been ill since childhood, so I could never get into the lake. I wish I could swim freely in there at least once... In that transparent world...

Ebina

You body... Can't you heal it?

It's impossible. It'll always be like this.

Ebina

Idiot. Don't lose confidence on yourself. I'll protect you until your body's fixed, then everything will be alright. So, get well soon.

I see. It's a promise, mister.

Kagura

[dressed as a kappa, she is stopping a bulldozer] I am the kappa, Saburo! Give me some cucumbers, mister!

What the hell is that Nojima guy doing? Hey, what's wrong? Did you hurt your balls or something?

Shinpachi

Jiro, the kappa, appears!!!

What's with all the screaming there? Did you guys hurt your balls or something?

Wh-who the hell are...?

Gintoki

The eldest of three kappa brothers caught by Ezu in Lake Toya, Taro Kappa! Leave the property immediately, or we kappa will haunt... [squeezes the owner's crotch harder]

P-p-please forgive me! What does a kappa like? Cucumbers? Tell me what you want! I don't have any hair, but I have money!

Gintoki

Something I like?... Okay. [squeezes even harder, making the owner pass out.] Sweet things and crazy people.