TV show quotes
Gin-chan, I feel like my head's going to explode. Help me.
Oi! This brave girl's head is going to explode! Are you really alright with that? That way, the anime's gonna end!
[turns to the camera] Coming up next, "The Shinsengumi's Bloody Records". Stay tuned, everyone.
That means we're done for.
Hey, Toushi, shouldn't we let them go? If this goes on, Sougou's probably gonna turn into a sadist.
What are you talking about? He's the Prince of the Sadistic Planet.
We could cut you up, but we have no time for that right now. Buzz off.
Oh? I think you don't wanna hurt us because you're afraid of ghosts, right?
Poor fella, you want me to walk you to the bathroom?
Are you mocking the samurai?? [to Kagura] Please, walk me to the bathroom!
You're actually asking them??
Actually, I'm so afraid of going to the bathroom I was holding it in.
[talking about the victimized Shinsengumi soldiers] If we had a solid opponent, we'd have no problem facing him. But when it comes to things like these, we get perplexed.
Eh? What? So you do believe in ghosts? [holds his arm in mocking pain] Owowowowow, Mommy! Someone went and broke his head here!
[angry] One of these days, I'm gonna cut you to bits.
Hijikata-san, you saw her too? The woman in the red kimono?
I don't know, but there's something weird going on here. And that thing's definitely not human.
[mocking Hijikata] Owowowowow, Daddy! [only Okita] Please bring him a bandage. The bigger the better, to cover it all up!
Were you guys rehearsing that?
[everyone hears Kondo scream upon seeing the woman in the red kimono.]
Gorilla, what's wrong? Did you get your skin snagged in the zipper?
Kagura, what's wrong?
He got his skin snagged in the zipper.
Out of the way!
[he kicks the bathroom stall door open. Inside, Kondo is upside down, with his head stuck into the toilet.]
How did that happen?
[Kondo is hallucinating about the woman in the red kimono]
I know. It must be a vision of some woman he made cry.
Kondo-san never made a woman cry.
Then I see. It must've been a woman you made cry who's coming back with a revenge.
I don't recall having dated such an useless woman.
Could it really be a ghost?
Huh? I refuse to believe in things without scientific basis, like ghosts. Though I do believe in the Continent of Mu.
Oh, the woman in the red kimono.
[Gintoki bursts through a hole in a closet and curls up in fright. Shinpachi and Kagura stare blankly.]
What are you doing, Gin-san?
Uh, well... I thought I saw the portal to the Continent of Mu.
Hijikata-san, that guy is... Huh?
[Hijikata is trying to climb into a pot.]
Hijikata-san, what are you doing?
Nothing. Just looking for an entrance to the Mayonnaise Kingdom.
[everyone stares blankly, then leaves.]
Wait, wait, wait! That's wrong! He may be afraid of ghosts, but I'm not!
You're the one who's scared! You probably wanna run home to mommy!
Yeah, yeah, we get it. Doesn't matter if it's in the Continent of Mu or in the Mayonnaise Kingdom, just go and look for them.
[Okita, Kagura and Shinpachi run away in fright.]
Seriously, they should stop fooling around.
Those damn brats. [together with Gintoki, as they slowly turn around.] We won't get fooled that easily...
[when they turn, they are facing the woman in the red kimono, who is upside down in the closet.]
G... good evening...
[as the woman in the red kimono pursues them.]
Hey, why are we running?
Oi, wait a second! Doesn't it seem like your back's getting heavier?
I don't care! I don't care anymore!
Just check it! I'm feeling something heavy!
Shut up! Why don't you go and check it?
You, you gotta help me look! It ain't gonna kill you!
Hold on! How 'bout this? I'll give a sign, and we turn at the same time!
You'd better look too! No treason! You'd better look! [together with Hijikata] One, two... [they skid to a stop and turn around. The woman in the red kimono is still behind them.] G... good evening...
We're through. This time for sure we're through.
Great. That way, I can become Vice-Commander.
How can you say that?!
[outside the mosquitoes are buzzing loudly.]
[the former emerges from inside a bush, the latter from the pond in the garden.] Cut that damned buzzing!!! [they then notice each other]
Are you bastard still alive?
You're a flexible cockroach.
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