You think you can pay for that monster when you can’t even get your own shit together?
I was never very flexible. Who cares if a little shit remains?
Not that kind of shit…
The person that has a good first impression isn't that of good person.
[To Gintoki]
Not only to you lack the will to do anything, you don’t even have the determination to run from your problems!
[About Catherine]
Quite impressive. She doesn’t have our perverse sense of humor.
It may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you’ll be fine.
When my sister makes fried eggs, you see and taste things you can’t even imagine. Gin-san, did you know? There are some canned goods that smell so bad, even a cat wouldn’t go near them. They say that smelly things often taste good. Gin-san, did you know? When the Inuit catch a reindeer, they eat all the intestines and everything. I’ll bet it’s so soft and warm and delicious. And Gin-san, did you know? When a hawk catches a rat, it only eats it after taking it apart in its nest! I’ll be it’s soooo…there’s so many good things on this earth!
Well, it’s something like a big trash bin here. What I mean is, we’re really both like trash, you see…No, I suppose even trash is a little strong…More like, we’re snot of the same nostril…no, pots from the same mould…
There’s your culprit! What the hell’s with that glazed over sugar coma?!
I know who did it. This is the culprit! [points to Kagura, and Kagura breaks his finger] What the hell was that for?
People who tell unfunny jokes get their fingers broken.
Wrong! And I was going to show you a way to get back home free too!
Well, deportation isn’t exactly free…
She’d be fine, even if we threw her into space.
I’m not a cockroach!
Watch your tone! Apologize to the poor cockroaches! They’re the most durable beings on the planet! Apologize to the cockroaches!
[going down the stairs] My mouth tastes terrible! I guess you really shouldn’t drink anything sweet before going to bed…All right, I’ve finally climbed up the stairs to manhood! Wait, or did I climb down?! Eh? What am I talking about, all alone?
[Shinpachi sees Gintoki and Catherine together]
S-s-s-s-orry! I didn’t mean to interrupt your pleasurable night time encounter! Please, enjoy the concealment of the darkness to its fullest!
Oi.
Ignorant mortals. Tremble before my power! Uwahahahaha!
Are you sleepwalking? What kind of dream are you having? A shot glass and a cat?!
Men’s lives are so puny…
Oi.
[to Kagura] Where did this menacing tone come from?
[3-Z, Ginpachi Sensei]
All right, listen up you guys. The story of sugar is that a lot of people got together, and went to the land of sugar! It was a long, long time ago.
SStudent
Sensei, that’s just a fairy tale!
If you’re going to cosplay, do it with all your heart!
[Katsura rings the Yorozuya doorbell.]
Excuse me? It's me, Katsura. [silence] No one home... And it's an emergency...
[Sadaharu opens the door. He and Katsura stare at each other for a second.]
Uh... Excuse me, is Gintoki-kun home? I, uh, brought some bread rolls, so if you'd like to--
[Sadaharu bites Katsura's head.]
PParent
I’m afraid she got mixed up in something terrible!
Yeah…there’s a chance…she could be mixed up in some giant…ham processing machine…
PParent
I was thinking she got caught up in some kind of trouble…
Trouble? Oh, like ham trouble?
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