Can’t you just once pay up front, or maybe even on time? Or even forget it altogether and just say, “Oh, nice day isn’t it?” You’re terrible!
If it’s small talk you want, then I’ll give you small talk! It’s suuuuuch a niiiice daaaaay! Ugh, I can’t. It feels like cotton in my mouth.
Why don’t you use that no-good mouth to get some money?! Or should I do it? I bet those red lips would fetch a high price in the red light district!
Shut up! My lips exist solely for strawberry milk and chocolate parfaits.
If you’ve got time to eat filth like that, then pay the damned rent, even if it’s just 1 yen of it!
My life’s more important to me than the damned rent.
[Kagura asks if she can have seconds]
You’re like a vacuum! Don’t you dare take another bite!
[To Otose]
You put sand in the snacks, because the drunks won’t tell. You’re smart lady.
[To Kagura]
Usually, someone eating makes a munching noise, but you sound more like a vacuum…Idiot! Don’t smile like that! It’s more expensive here than anywhere else in the city!
You think you can pay for that monster when you can’t even get your own shit together?
I was never very flexible. Who cares if a little shit remains?
Not that kind of shit…
[To Gintoki]
Not only to you lack the will to do anything, you don’t even have the determination to run from your problems!
[About Catherine]
Quite impressive. She doesn’t have our perverse sense of humor.
It may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you’ll be fine.
When my sister makes fried eggs, you see and taste things you can’t even imagine. Gin-san, did you know? There are some canned goods that smell so bad, even a cat wouldn’t go near them. They say that smelly things often taste good. Gin-san, did you know? When the Inuit catch a reindeer, they eat all the intestines and everything. I’ll bet it’s so soft and warm and delicious. And Gin-san, did you know? When a hawk catches a rat, it only eats it after taking it apart in its nest! I’ll be it’s soooo…there’s so many good things on this earth!
Well, it’s something like a big trash bin here. What I mean is, we’re really both like trash, you see…No, I suppose even trash is a little strong…More like, we’re snot of the same nostril…no, pots from the same mould…
There’s your culprit! What the hell’s with that glazed over sugar coma?!
I know who did it. This is the culprit! [points to Kagura, and Kagura breaks his finger] What the hell was that for?
People who tell unfunny jokes get their fingers broken.
Wrong! And I was going to show you a way to get back home free too!
Well, deportation isn’t exactly free…
She’d be fine, even if we threw her into space.
I’m not a cockroach!
Watch your tone! Apologize to the poor cockroaches! They’re the most durable beings on the planet! Apologize to the cockroaches!
[going down the stairs] My mouth tastes terrible! I guess you really shouldn’t drink anything sweet before going to bed…All right, I’ve finally climbed up the stairs to manhood! Wait, or did I climb down?! Eh? What am I talking about, all alone?
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