I’m sorry, but our bond was forged on the promise of remuneration.
I’m going to have to take this Jump back. I still want to know what happens on the tenth page.
A Dumpling You’ve Chewed and Spit out isn’t a Dumpling Anymore, You Idiot!
Who was it that said the candle burns brightest before it goes out? Oh yes, it was Kana-chan.
Looks like we’re going full speed ahead on the hairpin investigation.
What??
Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?
Strawberry milk!
Is that right... Huh?
NENearly everyone in the hospital
STRAWBERRY MILK! STRAWBERRY MILK!
[letting Sadaharu smell the hairpin] When you find her, you can chew this up all you like, Sadaharu!
It doesn’t work like that! Chew it up? And how will he find her?
By smell.
It’s been 50 years! There’s no smell left.
You never know. Maybe she has terrible BO or something…
BO? Don’t crush a young man’s conception of the female body, Miss Sukonbu!
Don’t worry, Shinpachi-kun. Real babes smell good, no matter how sweaty they get. But I suppose some might smell, in spite of being hot…
Crazy man.
Oh well, rather than the perfect woman, I think I’d rather choose someone who really loves me, or some sappy B.S…
[to Sadaharu] Oi! You just went home! You trying to ruin our reputation here, ya dumb dog?! What are you doing? I told you to do your business outside. We can’t keep having the rugs cleaned.
[about Otose] There’s no way she’d give anyone anything! I once saw her shoot down a passing star cruiser!
Nah, no way, the only way she'd be called Ayano would be if it had Battleship at the front.
Hey, how did you know my name was Ayano?
Oh mister ant, are you enjoying your walk?
Why are you trying to reconcile the harsh truth with simple objects? I’m not an ant, I’m an Ayano!
Hey, I think you hit something back there!
I’m sure it was nothing.
Compared to our endeavor, the lives of others mean little.
That was a person! A person! A person!
No, it wasn’t.
If anything, it was a mushroom or maybe a toadstool.
You people make me sick.
DDoctor
Who are you guys?
It’s a promise between strawberry milk drinkers!
The person that has a good first impression isn't that of good person.
Can’t you just once pay up front, or maybe even on time? Or even forget it altogether and just say, “Oh, nice day isn’t it?” You’re terrible!
If it’s small talk you want, then I’ll give you small talk! It’s suuuuuch a niiiice daaaaay! Ugh, I can’t. It feels like cotton in my mouth.
Why don’t you use that no-good mouth to get some money?! Or should I do it? I bet those red lips would fetch a high price in the red light district!
Shut up! My lips exist solely for strawberry milk and chocolate parfaits.
If you’ve got time to eat filth like that, then pay the damned rent, even if it’s just 1 yen of it!
My life’s more important to me than the damned rent.
[Kagura asks if she can have seconds]
You’re like a vacuum! Don’t you dare take another bite!
[To Otose]
You put sand in the snacks, because the drunks won’t tell. You’re smart lady.
[To Kagura]
Usually, someone eating makes a munching noise, but you sound more like a vacuum…Idiot! Don’t smile like that! It’s more expensive here than anywhere else in the city!
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