Gin Tama quotes

Hijikata

Come on, put some muscle into it! I'll beat the shit outta anyone who slacks off!

That damn vice-commander...if the vice-commander were the commander, we'd be in a grave situation. [commander sounds the same as gravity/solemnity in Japanese]

Yamazaki

Come on, 10 in the morning is a little early, don't you think?

Hijikata

You maggot! Man can do anything he puts his mind to!

Yamazaki

[swinging a badminton racket] We're not putting our minds to it. We're just faking it.

Hijikata

Are you swinging that thing around again?! [kicks Yamazaki]

Okita

Speaking of Kondo-san, I haven't seen him around today either. Is he sick or something?

Hijikata

You'll be sick if you keep this up!

Otae

Ok.

Shinpachi

Well, my sister's omelets are more like briquettes than anything else...

Otae

'I love you a pile'? What the hell does that mean?

Kondo

I'm very athletic. I like tennis and scuba diving, you see...

Otae

Decide on one, you damned degenerate!

Hijikata

[to a car] Hey you, who gave you permission to change direction? Get back here! Don't run away from me!! [draws his sword]

Okita

Well Hijikata-san. Your reach is too short. So let me take care of this one.

Hijikata

Take care of it how?! [Okita blows a hole in the street with his bazooka]

Okita

Oh, you really did it this time.

Hijikata

What do you mean, 'I did it', you invertebrate?! [starts slashing at Okita, who dodges every strike nonchalantly]

Gintoki

[looking out at the audience] How long has it been since this episode started? It took you so long to get to me! I'm the main character! Isn't it ridiculous that I don't appear?!

[timing Kagura] 12 minutes, 5 seconds.

Gintoki

This is Gintama, right? Hey? What? Huh? Right? If it were just Tama it'd be a flop! If I'm not in it, why is it Gintama?

Shinpachi

Well, today's episode is called: 'Exposé! 24 hours in the lives of the out-of-control Shinsengumi!!'

Gintoki

What's up with that?! I didn't hear about this!!

Shinpachi

Don't complain, Gin-san. At this rate, the Shinsengumi may actually become the main characters.

Gintoki

Seriously?!! That's right, they didn't show the Gintama opening song today! That was a close call. [smashes his face into the camera] This is Gintama! And I'm the main character!!!

Gintoki

It's not a good thing that you got a marriage proposal? He was wearing a sword, so he must be some kind of police officer or something. Sounds like a smart match. You should take whomever you can get, before it's too late.

All right, 30 more seconds.

Gintoki

All right, hurry it up. We're counting on you, Kagura. We didn't bring any cash.

Gintoki

If you wanna hire me, you pay up front.

Shinpachi

Gin-san, I haven't been paid in 2 months, so if anyone's going to pay it's you.

Gintoki

Well, someone's gonna have to.

Shinpachi

[whispering] Come on, you've got to get going, or you'll be replaced [as a main character].

Gintoki

Come out, knave! Where are you, stalker? I'll rain judgment down upon you!

Gintoki

You're a half-wit, coming out when called a stalker! Does that mean you admit you're a stalker?

Kondo

That's right, I'm a stalker of justice, and love is my quarry!

Otae

[holding Gintoki's arm lovingly] He's my fiancé. I'm getting married to him in the fall.

Gintoki

Is that so?

Otae

We've already done this and that together, so give up on me.

Kondo

This, that, and the other thing??

Shinpachi

Well, they haven't done that other thing...

Kagura

Don't worry. If Gin-chan gets in trouble [cocks umbrella] I'll let him [Kondo] have it with my umbrella!

Shinpachi

Just don't kill him.

Then the guardians of Edo, the Shinsengumi, arrived. Arrived! Arri...Now?! You're arriving now?!!