[carrying a large boulder] Oh boy, can they swim.
Hey girl, what are you gonna do? Where'd you get that?
[straight-faced] Instead of watching others being happy, I'd much rather destroy them.
[after he sees the sea monster coming] Hey guys, run away! It's a double punch! Two dangerous things are going your way!
What's he saying?
"Double pants"? I wonder if he forgot to bring an extra pair of pants? (in Japanese, daburu pantsu - "double panties")
I can't swim fast enough!!! [Shinpachi swims past him] Oi! Hold on, Shinpachi! [grabbing on to the strap of Shinpachi's swimming goggles] How can you swim so well? that's so unlike you! Weren't you supposed to be the guy who falls for everything but traps? Huh?!
Owowowowowow! My eyes are bulging out! My eyes are bulging out!!!
[Kagura tries throwing the boulder to hit the monster, but ends up hitting Gintoki and Shinpachi in the sea instead.]
I missed.
So that's how it was. Well, maybe it was its love for the sea that influenced it.
Men don't need to speak the same language. They can communicate on a spiritual level.
Even though it looked ugly, on the inside it wasn't. It just wanted to play, I guess. I'm sure of this: every creature of the sea is good. [stands up and starts leaving] When we live close to the sea, the dirt that covers us all is washed away.
Dirt, eh? Somehow, this still looks pretty dirty. [cut to the newspaper Gintoki is reading. There is a story on it about the sea monster playing with kids]. Hmph. So what? [throws the newspaper away]
[after the end credits and preview]
Maybe I should wear a different kimono someday...
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