[voiceover] The Land of the Samurai. It’s been a quite a while since our country has been called that. Twenty years ago, a race called the amantos…
[voiceover] Gosh, enough with that stupid introduction.
[voiceover] Just stop it.
But there might be people who are just coming in…
It’s ok. They wouldn’t get it, even with your explanation. Just let them pick it up as they go along.
Yeah, if they want to learn it, they’ll lick it up.
Why the hell would they lick it?
Hey, you brainless perm-boy, get out here and pay the goddamn rent!
Oh all right, I guess there’s nothing for it. Here ya go. Adios.
Hey you! What the hell? 230 yen? Aren’t you mistaking your rent for your milk money, you idiot?!
No! I don’t have shit for cash! You know that, you thick headed ho!
If you don’t have any money, then go scam a couple of rich old ladies, you naturally-permed swindler!
It’s always money, money, money, money with you! Why don’t you go swindle someone, you harlot hag?
If you wanna get your ass kicked, then just say so!
If you want a piece of me, I’ll take you on!
I’m serious, if you don’t pay up, I’m gonna throw your worthless ass out!
Shinpachi?
Yes?
Do you have a girlfriend?
What’s with this all of a sudden?
How would you like to date an older woman. Otose, that is.
Why would I date her? Who the hell do you think I am?
Rather than worrying about an alien, we should be worrying about keeping a roof over our heads.
[Gintoki kicks the door in and floors the client.]
Sorry, I mistook you. Let’s start over. [turns and walks into the house]
Wait…[points a gun at the back of Gintoki’s head] You’re that yorozuya, aren’t you? You’re coming with us.
Sorry, but mommy always told me to never go with strangers.
And didn’t she ever tell you to do what officers of the law ask?
[Riding in the car with Hasegawa]
He’s [Hasegawa] a real big shot…
What’s that? Big dong?
Yeah. He’s a huge dong.
No, that’s not it exactly…but Kagura-chan, it’s not good for a girl to say that kind of thing…[whispering] What could a big shot from the Shogunate possibly want with us?
[loudly to Hasegawa in the front seat] So what do you want with us, my man?
[After finding out that the job is to hunt down an alien pet]
Come on…I swear, I’ll kick you to next week, bald patch!
Soul patch!
Fine! I’m fine with being a bald patch and a soul patch, but please!
If this country can fall over a lost pet, then it should fall.
Pace is like family to me!
Then you go look for him, stupid princeling!
Shut up! He may be an idiot, but he’s still a prince!
A strong woman would forget about past relationships and prepare herself for a new love.
I didn’t get dumped, and I’m not a woman! I’m saying he’s a prince! A prince!!
I see, he’s a prince because he’s an idiot.
No, he’s a prince even though he’s an idiot.
I see, He’s an idiot even though he’s a prince.
So he’s an idiotic prince.
No, retard, he’s a prince even though he’s an idiot.
Come on, cretins! Don’t call the idiot an idiotic prince! You’ll hurt his feelings!
You’re calling me an idiot too?
Octopi in pots? Why don’t we put one of those out for a while and wait?
What are you, some kind of shy high schooler? Both in love and octopus hunting, you have to take the initiative!
[Looking for a pet octopus, the yorozuya find a woman who has hair like an octopus.]
There she is!
Close, but no cigar!
Well the eyes look similar, but you think we can fool him?
It’s possible!
Oh, shut up! She’s a person!
Hey, are you all making fun of me?
Not at all. From today onwards, you’re Pace [the pet’s name].
My name’s Vanessa.
Fine then. Your name’s Vanessa Pace.
The fun’s in the journey, so let’s see it to the end, just like when a girl becomes a woman!
Listen up. This thing we’re chasing is as delicate as fine china. Don’t startle it!
Yeah, it’s as delicate as a teenager’s heart. The adults don’t understand it at all…
Gin-san, we searched all over just to end up in this octopus pot?
Octopus like to get into pots…
You can’t usually get put into a pot until you die.
That’s an urn…but hey, Gin-san, isn’t this what I suggested in the first place?
No, it’s way different. After all this searching, I figured we deserved a little rest.
You’re just too lazy to look properly!
[In the pot]
If this all there is to men, it’s a wonder that any woman is ever attracted to them…
Don’t worry, when it comes to women and octopi, they’ll eventually return to you, tails between their legs…
Women don’t have tails.
Neither do octopi!
What the hell are you guys on?!
[Pace gets into the pot with them]
And who is this? Vanessa?
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