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Gilmore Girls · Season 5

“Say Something” quotes from Gilmore Girls

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“Say Something” · Season 5

In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Sookie St. James (2), Rory Gilmore (1), Luke Danes (1), Michel Gerard (1)

Are we okay? I mean, that wasn't exactly my proudest moment.

Aw, honey. You're the daughter of a woman who has had no end of less than proud moments. Don't worry.

Luke was so mad.

That's because to Luke you're still ten years old wearing feathered angel's wings going door-to-door inviting people to a caterpillar's funeral.

Oh, now, I did that once.

Luke is fine.

I hope so.

Look, go back in. Catch up with Logan. Tell him everything is fine.

He went right to his car, he split.

I don't blame the boy.

[in a dream] Whatcha watching?

[watching a movie version of their relationship] Something stupid.

[Lorelai is showing a guest around the Dragonfly Inn]

Figure as your little girls arrive, we'll have them here in the living room. We'll have the pocket doors to the dining room closed. Then, when it's time for breakfast, we'll open the doors, and voila, the full, beautiful effect.

WWoman

Wonderful.

We'll have music with a nice little fanfare. You like Yanni?

WWoman

Hate him with every fiber of my being.

Oh, good, we're in perfect sync. And then, we'll have small-scale tables set with china, a silver tea service, little plates, little cups, and twelve little chairs for all of them to sit on.

WWoman

That's so cute.

: Yeah.

Wait, twelve? I thought there were six. Six little girls.

Six girls and their six dolls.

I beg your pardon?

This is a pancake breakfast for the girls and their dolls.

Get out of town.

I thought you knew that.

Dolls, as in they don't have stomachs, lungs or spleens? And we are serving them breakfast?

That's right.

Teeth? Throat? Colons? They don't have these things either? Unless they are Brides of Chucky.

I'm not paying attention to you anymore. [To the woman.] All right,well, I'll order everything, and all you have to do is show up.

WWoman

The girls are looking forward to this. So are the dolls!

Aw, love that.

WWoman

'Bye.

Okay, bye.

[watching her leave] Is she psychotic?

Shh.

[They head into the kitchen.]

It’s silly fun, Michel, girls love dolls. Chill.

I'm making little pancakes for the dolls, and I found these little forks they can use.

They do not have opposable thumbs!

Who, the girls? Oh, this is a handicapped group! Poor things.

No, the dolls.

The dolls? How can a doll be handicapped?

My point exactly! They are plastic and made in Banglagor!

[talking about Lorelai's breakup with Luke]

I'm gonna be distracted until we fix this.

Don't worry, because when a relationship is right, things work out.

I hope so.

I heard about this couple on one of those morning shows. Similar to you guys, all lovey-dovey, perfect for each other, headed for marriage, and something happened, and they broke up their senior year in college, even though they were madly in love with each other. They moved to different parts of the country. Thay married different people.

They married different people?

Had kids, grandkids. Then their spouses died. And they were available again, and they talked, and they hooked up. And now they're together and they're happily in love after 40 years apart.

That's a horrible story.

No, it's not.

What morning show was that on? I hate that story.

But they ended up together.

Was it Katie Couric? She seems very dark to me.

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