[Lorelai is showing a guest around the Dragonfly Inn]
Figure as your little girls arrive, we'll have them here in the living room. We'll have the pocket doors to the dining room closed. Then, when it's time for breakfast, we'll open the doors, and voila, the full, beautiful effect.
Wonderful.
We'll have music with a nice little fanfare. You like Yanni?
Hate him with every fiber of my being.
Oh, good, we're in perfect sync. And then, we'll have small-scale tables set with china, a silver tea service, little plates, little cups, and twelve little chairs for all of them to sit on.
That's so cute.
: Yeah.
Wait, twelve? I thought there were six. Six little girls.
Six girls and their six dolls.
I beg your pardon?
This is a pancake breakfast for the girls and their dolls.
Get out of town.
I thought you knew that.
Dolls, as in they don't have stomachs, lungs or spleens? And we are serving them breakfast?
That's right.
Teeth? Throat? Colons? They don't have these things either? Unless they are Brides of Chucky.
I'm not paying attention to you anymore. [To the woman.] All right,well, I'll order everything, and all you have to do is show up.
The girls are looking forward to this. So are the dolls!
Aw, love that.
'Bye.
Okay, bye.
[watching her leave] Is she psychotic?
Shh.
[They head into the kitchen.]
It’s silly fun, Michel, girls love dolls. Chill.
I'm making little pancakes for the dolls, and I found these little forks they can use.
They do not have opposable thumbs!
Who, the girls? Oh, this is a handicapped group! Poor things.
No, the dolls.
The dolls? How can a doll be handicapped?
My point exactly! They are plastic and made in Banglagor!
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