I can't be late on my first day of school. Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
It's shorter?
“The Lorelais' First Day at Chilton” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (2), Luke Danes (1), Paris Geller (1), Louise (1)
Lorelai Gilmore.
Nice stripper name.
Formerly of Stars Hollow High School.
Where's that?
Drive west, make a left at the haystacks and follow the cows.
Ooh, a Dixie Chick.
I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it's only 10! How nice!
There's no coffee.
That's not funny.
I can get you herbal tea.
This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.
Every morning for you is a coffee morning.
This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.
I can give you tea and a balance bar.
Please, please, please, tell me you're kidding!
I'm kidding. [goes to get the coffee]
You're sick!
Yup!
You're a sadist, you're a fiend! [Luke comes out with the pot of coffee] You're pretty!
Well, we like our Internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, walk around, dance, make a sandwich. With DSL, there's no dancing, no walking, and we'd starve. It'd be all work and no play. Have you not seen The Shining, Mom?
Yeah, they kept calling me Mary.
You're kidding me. Wow, I can't believe they still say that.
Why? What does it mean?
Mary, like Virgin Mary. It means they think you look like a goody-goody.
You're kidding.
No.
Well, what would they have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?
Well, they might have added a Magdalene to it.
Wow, biblical insults. This is an advanced school.
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