Lorelai and Luke in “The Lorelais' First Day at Chilton”

Lorelai

I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it's only 10! How nice!

Luke

There's no coffee.

Lorelai

That's not funny.

Luke

I can get you herbal tea.

Lorelai

This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.

Luke

Every morning for you is a coffee morning.

Lorelai

This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.

Luke

I can give you tea and a balance bar.

Lorelai

Please, please, please, tell me you're kidding!

Luke

I'm kidding. [goes to get the coffee]

Lorelai

You're sick!

Luke

Yup!

Lorelai

You're a sadist, you're a fiend! [Luke comes out with the pot of coffee] You're pretty!