The battle for soup versus salad is raging in the other room. Come quick and settle it please, as I am running out of French curse words that they won't understand.
“Kill Me Now” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Michel Gerard (2), Lorelai Gilmore (1), Rory Gilmore (1), Emily Gilmore (1)
[to Lorelai] To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown Cartoon.
[about playing golf] Why should she pick something else? She needs to learn a sport and Richard can teach her a sport. [turns to Rory] You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs gathering dust along with the rest of her potential.
OK, fine. Is that my sweater?
What?
You're wearing my sweater.
So?
No, it's OK. It's just I thought I asked you to at least ask, you know, before you borrow my stuff.
I'm sorry.
It's OK. It's just not too much for a simple "Can I borrow it, Mom?" is it?
No, it's not. Jeez, lighten up.
It's my favorite sweater too.
Since when?
Since always.
This is not your favorite sweater.
Yes it is and now it's going to be all stretched out just like everything else you borrow.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about that you take my sweaters and you wear them and you stretch them out.
I couldn't possibly stretch them out! Your boobs are way bigger than mine.
That is not true.
Yes it is.
Your boobs are totally bigger than mine!
You're crazy!
Do you want to measure?
What?
I'm serious. Why don't you get the measuring tape right now?
I am not going to measure my boobs.
Because you know that you are totally bigger.
I'm going inside.
Fine, don't measure. We'll just compare bras.
Stop it!
I'll stop when you quit stealing my stuff.
You're cracked!
You're... bigger.
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