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Gilmore Girls · Season 1, Episode 2

Paris and Louise in “The Lorelais' First Day at Chilton”

Paris

Lorelai Gilmore.

Louise

Nice stripper name.

Paris

Formerly of Stars Hollow High School.

Louise

Where's that?

Paris

Drive west, make a left at the haystacks and follow the cows.

Louise

Ooh, a Dixie Chick.

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