[The series' first lines]
Please, Luke. Please, please, please!
How many cups have you had this morning?
None.
Plus?
5, but yours is better.
You have a problem.
Yes, I do.
[Luke fills her cup.]
Junkie.
Angel. You've got wings, baby.
“Pilot” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (6), Rory Gilmore (2), Luke Danes (1), Emily Gilmore (1), Richard Gilmore (1), Michel Gerard (1)
This is it. She can finally go to Harvard like she's always wanted and get the education that I never got and get to do all the things that I never got to do and then I can resent her for it and we can finally have a normal mother-daughter relationship.
[Lorelai is bursting to tell Rory about her acceptance to Chilton]
You look happy.
Yeah.
[suspiciously] Did you do something slutty?
I'm not that happy.
Champagne, ladies?
Wow, that's fancy.
Well, it's not every day I have my girls over for dinner on a day that the banks are open.
So, Grandpa, how's the insurance biz going?
Eh, people die, we pay. People crash cars, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.
Well, at least you have your new slogan.
How are things at the motel, Lorelai?
You mean the inn? Great.
[Phone rings, then continues to ring]
Michel - the phone!
Yes. It rings.
Can you answer it?
No. People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them.
Then how would you like to talk to the unemployment agency?
[Picks up phone] Hello Independence Inn, Michel speaking.
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