JJoan
It's kind of like when you're 8 years old and you have your first martini, you get drunk right away. But then by the time you're 13, a girl can really hold her liquor.
S4 E17His Girl Shiki
S4 E18Smooching and Smushing
Thor, you jumped behind me when that guy pulled out a ghost gun?
It was really quite pitiful.
Do you think I'm a selfish, capitalist pig?
Of course. It's one of your only redeeming qualities. Why do you ask?
Because Flower said I should be more charitable.
The poor are always suggesting that the rich be more charitable, when the truth is, if they simply invested their money rather than wasting it on frivolities like bread and kindling, they wouldn't need a handout.
Capitalism isn't fair, Trevor. And now you know that.
This is why you don't give money to the poor.
S4 E19Pinkus Returns
What?!
No pants.
S4 E20I Know What You Did Thirty-Seven Summers Ago
I'm desperate for it.
It's 4/20 and you're dead. Live a little.
S4 E21Kyle
KKyle
Hi, I'm Kyle.
Hi, Kyle, welcome to Woodstone.
Kyle is dumb name.
Well, it matches his dumb back purse.
KKyle
Yeah, well, at least I'm alive.
You cannot deny that those are stableboy cheekbones.
Do not deny us our butler! Not when the dream of the perpetual Hot Pocket is finally within reach!
I face-palmed him immediately
OK, why is that everyone's move suddenly?
You start it.
Oh, right.
S4 E22The Devil Went Down to Woodstone
Alright, let's go to the zoo!
No, I made that up. I just wanted to have a private conversation without the ghosts hearing us.
So no zoo? Ah man, I really wanted some Dip'n'Dots.
...
[Isaac]'s gonna be so bummed. Which I can relate to as a man who thought he was gonna see tigers today.
It's gonna be fun. Who doesn't like fun?
Pretty sure that's just paprika.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Ghosts pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.