Do you think I'm a selfish, capitalist pig?
Of course. It's one of your only redeeming qualities. Why do you ask?
Because Flower said I should be more charitable.
The poor are always suggesting that the rich be more charitable, when the truth is, if they simply invested their money rather than wasting it on frivolities like bread and kindling, they wouldn't need a handout.
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