Ghosts Season 2 quotes

Samantha

[talking to the ghosts] So you're saying we should threaten Carol to get the wedding here?

Jay

These silences, man, things escalate very quickly in these silences.

Samantha

Then let's report a triple homicide.

Jay

OK, I'm gonna need some more frequent updates.

Isaac

The truth is I sort of just...forgot.

Stephanie

Are you happy to see me?

Stephanie

You know, I'm technically 54 years old now.

Samantha

I have one day to solve Alberta's murder.

Thorfinn

You just drink alcohol even though no idea who gave it to you.

Alberta

And you just traipsed through a field wearing a metal helmet during a lightning storm? What's your point, Thor? We all got here somehow.

Hetty

Alcohol is highly addictive, with none of the productive or medicinal qualities of cocaine.

Samantha

Has anyone ever talked to the basement ghosts about what they saw that night?

Hetty

I'll be honest, I didn't know until very recently that they could speak.

This'll teach Alberta to facepalm me.

Trevor

I'm gonna Google "Nigerian prince" and see if it's in the news!

Pete

I feel so...dumb.

Flower

Ok, so he lied to us about being a prince. But at least we helped someone get off of Snake Island. And that's what's important.

Pete

I feel less dumb.

Alberta

But why would he want to kill me? I didn't even know the man.

Thorfinn

Actually, much harder to kill person you know. Sometimes not even fun.

Pete

How much was the advance?

$20,000.

Isaac

My God, you could buy Delaware!

Pete

Cheese and crackers!

Isaac

I fear our relationship is not at the stage where I would feel comfortable cohabitating.... So let's take our relationship to that stage.