Jay Arondekar quotes from Ghosts

Samantha

They're back!

Jay

Nice! You see sometimes this ghost stuff just resolves itself. That's a good lesson for the future.

Samantha

If I were kidnapped and trapped in an underground lair, would you risk eternity in the dirt for the chance to save me?

Jay

Of course! And I love that these are our hypotheticals.

Jay

Sam's dad's coming to visit today.

Hetty

That's adorable! He thinks there are things going on in this house that we don't know about.

Samantha

But Jay, I love Halloween! Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit?

Jay

I wanted to wear my Atari shirt today. Do you know why I'm not wearing my Atari shirt today, Sam? Because the wall blood wouldn't come out of it.

Mark

How is she tracking all this?

Bela

Oh, I don't know, Mark; she's a woman and she's good at her job? I've heard about you.

Jay

Not in my kitchen, Mark!

Jay

My sister personally responds to all negative reviews, and she studied creative writing at Penn.

Sasappis

State.

Isaac

Altoona campus.

Thorfinn

Did not graduate.

Jay

I said I love Goodfellas.

Pete

It was a little violent for my taste.

Thorfinn

Paw Patrol violent for your taste.

Mark

I say we celebrate with some mortadella.

Jay

You know that stuff's like $20 a pound, right?

Mark

Yeah. That's why I don't have it at my house.

Jay

So there's just some hot, invisible Australian guy hanging around now?... Are you blushing?

Samantha

No!

Jay

Man, it's harder to say no to them when you can see them and hear them.

Samantha

This is what I've been telling you.

Hi, I'm Kyle.

Jay

Hi, Kyle, welcome to Woodstone.

Thorfinn

Kyle is dumb name.

Isaac

Well, it matches his dumb back purse.

Yeah, well, at least I'm alive.

Jay

Alright, let's go to the zoo!

Samantha

No, I made that up. I just wanted to have a private conversation without the ghosts hearing us.

Jay

So no zoo? Ah man, I really wanted some Dip'n'Dots.

Jay

[Isaac]'s gonna be so bummed. Which I can relate to as a man who thought he was gonna see tigers today.

Bela

Where does the blood come from?

Jay

We don't ask that question. There are no good answers.