“I've got to find a way to escape...” – Professor Farnsworth, Futurama ... TV Quotes Database

I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now I have to pay them!

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