[After Xander threatens to power up the Annihilatrix]
Does this thing just start like a freaking car? Retarded.
[Xander turns the key; the ignition sequence commences]
Oh my God, you've armed it!
Ahhh! Why did I also do that?
My parents never established boundaries!
It's alright, there's a failsafe.
I don't know or care what that is!
[Mocking Killface] Oh please don't kill me. Please don't make it so appealing. I'm a douche. [shoots and misses, killing Phil instead] Damn it!
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