Friends quotes

613 total quotes

Joey: We gotta spending limit on the date, I cant take her to a fancy place like that .
Ross: Well, Sorry. That's what I do on dates.
Joey: [By stretching hands] Well, I guess I'll just do what I do on dates.
Ross: So, Let's decide on spending limits.
Joey: $6?
Ross: I was thinking more like $100.
Joey: Okay.. Can I borrow $94?

Joey: What are you doin'?
Rachel: Moving a chair so I can have a place to sit?
Joey: No, no, Rosita does not move.
Rachel: As in... what?
Joey: As in... Rosita does not move!
Rachel: Why not?
Joey: 'Cause she is in the equal distance from the kitchen to the bathroom, and she is at the perfect angle so that no glare is comin' off Stevie.
Rachel: Stevie, the TV?
Joey: Is there a problem?

Joey: You guys are not gonna believe this. I just talked to my agent and ..
Phoebe: Oh my... [Joey looks surprisingly] I'm sorry. Too soon. You Go..

Joey: [To Rachel] Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal.
Ross: Oh really? Is that how you felt when you turned thirty?
[Flashback to Joey's thirtieth birthday]
Joey: Why God, why?! We had a deal. Let the others grow old, not me!

Judy: We might have some money if your father hadn't thought it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Jack: It seemed like such a simple idea.
Judy: Stupid, Jack; the word is stupid.

Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until the wedding.
Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America.

Monica: Do you realize that we're getting married in just four weeks? Four weeks, baby, FOUR WEEKS!
Chandler: Do you realize that you get louder every week?

Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time we're all gonna be here in the coffee house as six single people ?
Phoebe: Why, what's happening to the coffee house ?!

Monica: Here's Frannie. Huh! Won't she be happy to see me?
Ross: Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didn't bring you here so you can ambush her.
Monica: Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them to Mom.
Ross: That bitch!

Monica: Ross! My neighbors ate all my candy!
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! It's like a crime wave!

Monica: Why is your family Scottish ?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross ?

Monica: You stick to your job.
Phoebe: What's your Job ?
Chandler: Staying out of the way.

Mr. Bing: [Coming on the stage in drag] Hello, darlings.
Chandler: And there's Daddy.

Phoebe: [to beeping fire alarm] WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Phoebe: There it is. Look at that.. Isn't mother of nature amazing?
Chandler: That's a plane..
Phoebe: Well.. Allright.. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high.. That's pretty amazing too.