Phoebe: You have no idea how amazing she is..
Joey: No idea ? Who do you think brought her here ?
Rachel: Cupid !
Phoebe: Joey, She is so cool, she speaks 4 languages.
Joey: Man, Do you know what guys want ?

Phoebe: You know ? 9 out of 10 wedding end in divorce.
Ross: That's not true.
Phoebe: Yeah. You're right. where is the missus ?

Phoebe: You know, I think my grandmother would be proud that we're trying to figure out her recipe. I'm sure she's looking up at us and smiling.
Ross: Looking up?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! She was nice to me, but she's in hell for sure.

Rachel: Hey, look, look. Phoebe's talking to "Cute Coffeehouse Guy."
Ross: You guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy? We call him "Hums While He Pees."
Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross "Lingers in the Bathroom."
Phoebe: [walks in] Hey, you guys -- "Hums While He Pees" just asked me out!

Rachel: What happened at dinner?
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding.
Phoebe: My...what did you order?

Ross: People are doing 'it'in front of my book!

Ross: "Lift! And Slide!"

Ross: [quietly to Chandler] How could you tell her?!
Chandler: I had to! We're getting married! Couples can't keep secrets from one another!
Ross: Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City!
Chandler: DU-UUUDE!!
Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?
Ross: Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler: Did you not hear me say DU-UUUDE?!
Ross: ...and this girl is making eyes at him. After a while he goes over to her, and a minute later I see them kissing. Now you're thinking, "Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls!" And you're right, he's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls! [widens his eyes]
Monica: You kissed a guy?!
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy!
Ross: I laughed so hard...
Chandler: ...that we had to throw out your underwear again?!
Ross: Whatever, dude! You kissed a guy!

Ross: Did you ever heard a guy who has a crush on you?
Joey: Is that why you wanna tie my tie?

Ross: How did you write this ?
Chandler: I stole from Monica and changed the name.
Ross: You can't do that.
Joey: If he goes first, he can.

Ross: I need to talk to you about something.
Chandler: What's up ?
Ross: This may be a little awkward..
Chandler: Listen, if you wanna borrow money it's kind of a bad time. I'm buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
Ross: No, it's not that. What I'm gonna say to you I'm not saying it as your friend, I'm saying it as Monica's older brother.
Chandler: But you're still my friend ?
Ross: Not for the next few minutes.
Chandler: During this time, are you still my best man ?
Ross: Nope.
Chandler: Can I still call you Ross ?
Ross: Okay. You guys are getting married tomorrow and I couldn't be more thrilled for both of you. But as Monica's older brother I have to tell you this : If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down and kick your ass. [Chandler bursts out laughing] What ? I'm serious [Chandler laughs again] Hey dude ! Stop it okay ? I'm not kidding here !
Chandler: I hear what you're saying and thanks for the warning.
Ross: No problem.
Chandler: So we're friends again ?
Ross: Yeah.
Chandler: You won't believe what Monica's older brother just said to me !

Ross: Look at all those stars. Infinite space. Really makes you wonder.
Joey: You know what else makes you wonder? Check out the rack on this chick!

Ross: What? A Brain transplant?
Joey: Yes, its a highly controversial procedure.
Ross: It's ridiculous!
Joey: Well, I think it's ridiculous that you haven't sex in three and a half months.
Ross: It's winter. There are fewer people on the street.

Ross: You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Rachel: Well, in high school, that added up to head cheerleader.

Voice from Outside: Phoebe Buffay!
Phoebe: Fire Alarm?