Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Probably kill myself.
Excuse me?
Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I've got no reason to live.
Joey, omnipotent.
You are? I'm so sorry.
“The One with George Stephanopoulos” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Rachel Green (2), Ross Geller (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
[Rachel opens her first paycheck.]
Isn't this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally... not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
Phoebe?
Hmm?
Who is George Snuffleupagus?
He's Big Bird's friend. [laughs]
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