Why have I seen this thing three times?!
“The One with the Birthing Video” · Season 8, Episode 15
In this episode: Rachel Green (3), Chandler Bing (2), Monica Geller (2), Ross Geller (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
Will you guys stop? Giving birth is one of the most..[Sees the video and screams]... Oh my... why is that child torturing that lady???
Oh, hey Rach.
Hi.
Hey, happy valentine's Day.
Oh, you, too.
Hey, so ah how's it going living over at Ross's?
It's good, except he makes us watch The Discovery Channel [slightly annoyed tone] all day long.
Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the middle ages?
What do you got behind your back?
Nothing. Just something I wanna get Phoebe's opinion on for Valentine's Day.
You don't want my opinion?
Not really.
Come on, I'm your older brother. Ask me.
[showing him two lingerie dresses] Oh, okay, big brother, um... Which one of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter so your friend would wanna do her?
[turns away, then says quietly without looking at her] The red one...
I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Poor Ross. [Monica and Chandler run over to the window to spy on Ross]
Great. We have to watch him doing yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes.
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