I once saw this movie where there was a door, and nobody knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open, millions and MILLIONS of bugs came POURING out, and they feasted on human flesh! [Looks at door nervously] You know, IT WOULDN'T KILL YOU TO RESPECT YOUR WIFE'S PRIVACY!
“The One with the Secret Closet” · Season 8, Episode 14
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (3), Ross Geller (2), Rachel Green (2), Chandler Bing (1)
The baby's kicking
Wh... It is?!
Tsk, it's not kicking right now, although we would love to see you do that [flaps hands] again!
Do you have a bobby pin?
Yeah. Oh, wait, I'm not a 9-year-old girl.
Then why do you throw like one?
[Rachel leaves the doctor's office after having Braxton Hicks contractions]
Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.
Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
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