Ross, just for my own peace of mind -- you're not married to any more of us, are you?
“The One with Joey's Porsche” · Season 6, Episode 5
In this episode: Rachel Green (2), Chandler Bing (1), Ross Geller (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
JJudge
Okay, you two are asking the court for an annulment?
Yes, your honor, and here are... are forms, all filled out.
JJudge
So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable.
Fine, I'm mentally unstable.
JJudge
And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user.
What?!
Uh, yes, heroin and crack.
Crack isn't even an intravenous drug!
Well, you would know.
JJudge
Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?
Oh, come on!
Ross, please, I found the magazines!
JJudge
And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since you're gay and addicted to heroin...
Why isn't that valet back with my Porsche?
PBPasser-by
Maybe because you've got the keys?
Oh. Look who it is – my husband, the apple of my eye.
I wonder what age it is that you stop being able to put both legs behind your head.
Oh, I can still do that.
How are you still single?
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