She didn't tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not going to waste a whole another hour there! I mean, I've only got a week left, you know? I've really got to start living now! [Picks up a car magazine and reads it]
“The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance” · Season 6, Episode 4
In this episode: Phoebe Buffay (2), Chandler Bing (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1)
Probably a residual check. Can you open it? I got... [shows his hands tied with string]
Benefits lapsed.
That's weird. I don't remember being in a movie called "Benefits Lapsed."
[chuckles] It's not a check. They are saying your health insurance expired cause... you didn't work enough last year.
What? Let me see that. Oh no! This sucks. When I had health insurance I could... catch on fire, you know or get hit by a bus. Now I gotta be careful?
I know what you mean, man, there's never a good time to stop... catching on fire.
Well, I guess I am gonna go get a job, I'll see ya later.
Ok, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.
[mocking] Make sure you look both ways before you cross the street. [turns and walks into the door]
So, my reading was wrong - I'm not gonna die!
How do you know?
Because my psychic's dead! She must have read it wrong.
Oh, Pheebs, I'm sorry.
Hey, better her than me. Ooh! Let's bake cookies!
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