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S6 E4

Friends · Season 6, Episode 4

Joey and Chandler in “The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance”

Probably a residual check. Can you open it? I got... [shows his hands tied with string]

Benefits lapsed.

That's weird. I don't remember being in a movie called "Benefits Lapsed."

[chuckles] It's not a check. They are saying your health insurance expired cause... you didn't work enough last year.

What? Let me see that. Oh no! This sucks. When I had health insurance I could... catch on fire, you know or get hit by a bus. Now I gotta be careful?

I know what you mean, man, there's never a good time to stop... catching on fire.

Well, I guess I am gonna go get a job, I'll see ya later.

Ok, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.

[mocking] Make sure you look both ways before you cross the street. [turns and walks into the door]

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