Wow, they really got you guys, your T.V., the chairs...
Yeah. Your microwave, the stereo...
Aw, man! He took the five of spades! [looks through deck] Oh no, no, here it is.
“The One with the Cat” · Season 4, Episode 2
In this episode: Chandler Bing (4), Joey Tribbiani (4), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
[reffering to the guy that just robbed them] You know what I'm going to do next time I see that guy?
Bend over?!
[Monica has just walked in on Joey and Chandler's freshly robbed by a stupid move by Joey apartment]
What happened?
Well, let's see, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed.
[Chandler rips his shirt on the Joey's entertainment center]
Wow,that ripped.
[Joey looks slightly annoyed]
That ripped real nice.
Who many times do I have to tell you; you turn and slide? You know? Turn and slide.
But you don't turn and slide, you throw it out! I'm tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed.
Well, we're not throwing it out. I built this thing with my own hands.
Alright how 'bout we. How 'bout we sell it?
[Comes home to find all their possessions gone] OH MY GOD!
[Yelling from inside the entertainment center] WHAT?
[letting Joey out] Are you alright?
Aw man, he said he wouldn't take the chairs!
What the hell happened? How were you locked in and where the hell is all of our stuff?!
This guy came by to look at the unit and he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man.
So you got in there voluntarily?
I was trying to make a sale. Oh man if I ever see that guy again, you know what I'm gonna do?
[shouting] Bend over?
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