[Ross, Chandler and Joey are at Central Perk, talking about Rachel's 18-page letter.]
She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went went wrong in our relationship! She goes on for five pages about how I was "unfaithful" to her! WE WERE ON A BREAK!
If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!
Fine! But this breakup was not all my fault. And at then she goes, "If you accept full responsibility-full responsibility-I can begin to trust you again. Does that sound like something you can do? Does it?
Look, you have what you want, you're back with Rachel! If you bring this up, you'll wreck the best thing that's ever happened to you.
You're right... Okay, I'll let it go. But you realize how hard it is to forget about it!
Sure it's hard! But that doesn't mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that beach trip that we should [turns to Chandler] never EVER talk about!
What the hell happened on that beach?!
It's between us and the sea, Ross!
And for the record, it took two people to break this relationship!
Yeah! You and that girl from the copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!
I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for! I didn't finish the letter!
It was five-thirty in the morning! And you had rambled on for eighteen pages! Front and back! [leaves the room, then turns around] And by the way, y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e is "you are". Y-o-u-r is "your"!
I can't believe I even thought of getting back together with you! We are soooo over!
[fakes beginning of sniveling and interrupts it saying...] FINE BY ME!
And those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're home on Saturday nights playing scrabble with Monica!
Sorry! But I feel bad about all that sleep you'll miss wishing you were with me!
Oh, no, don't worry about me "falling asleep." I still have your letter! [walks out]
And, hey, just so you know -- it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! [slams door, revealing Chandler behind it]
Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
Alright, alright. I got stung. I got stung bad. I couldn't stand. I couldn't walk.
We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
And I was tired from digging a huge hole!
And then Joey remembered something...
I'd seen this thing on The Discovery Channel.
Wait a minute, I saw that, on The Discovery Channel. About jellyfish, and how if you... Eww! You peed on yourself?
You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't...bend that way. So...
PRPhoebe, Ross, Rachel
[turning to the guys] Eww!
Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you. Only, I couldn't... I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure. So, so I turned to Chandler.
[moans] Joey kept screaming at me. Do it now, do it, do it, do it, do it now! Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming.
[chuckles] That's cause sometimes I scream it through my wall just to freak you out.
Maybe there's someone you can talk to.
Yeah like who? There's no group for people like us.
