What are you doing?
I'm getting dressed.
Why?
When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
“The One with the 'Cuffs” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: Chandler Bing (1), Monica Geller (1), Judy Geller (1)
What are you doing?
I'm getting dressed.
Why?
When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
[Joanna runs into her fawning assistant Sophie.]
Hi! I brought you back a macaroon!
Oh, great! I'll keep it in my butt with your nose.
Well... everyone seems to like your dish.
And you?
I thought it was... quite tasty.
So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success, which would make you...
A bitch?
Well, I was going for "wrong", but we can use your word.
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