Don't you think he's a little young to get married?
What? He's 18.
Exactly. It'll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Yeah, or -- or to get a hooker.
Always illegal, Joe.
“The One with the Hypnosis Tape” · Season 3, Episode 18
In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Joey Tribbiani (2), Phoebe Buffay (2), Ross Geller (1), Monica Geller (1)
[Joey and Ross are trying to talk Frank Jr. out of marrying his teacher Alice.]
You're 18, she's 44. When you're 36, she's going to be 88!
[Chandler has been listening to an anti-smoking hypnosis tape for women without knowing it's for women, and Joey overheard the tape and inserted his overlaping recording into it to make Chandler stop listening to it]
JSJoey's Voice On Recording
Joey's your best pal. You want to make him fresh sandwiches everyday. You also want to buy him thousands of dollars in pants.
Alright, forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy young men.
Or what my father calls "Thursday night"
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