This is like 60 Minutes, when at first you're really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then, you know, you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.
“The One Without the Ski Trip” · Season 3, Episode 17
In this episode: Chandler Bing (4), Joey Tribbiani (4), Monica Geller (3), Phoebe Buffay (3), Rachel Green (1)
It's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.
It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
[Chandler lights a cigarette]
Chandler, what are you doing?
Chandler!
You're smoking again?
Well, actually yesterday I was smoking again, today I'm smoking still.
[Joey has spelled out "pleh" in sticks at the rest stop to get rescued]
What's that?
It's "help" spelled backward so the helicopters in sky'll read it right.
[Ross has trampled the sticks spelling out "pleh" and Joey started gasping]
[sarcastically] Now it's not gonna make any sense!
[Chandler lights a cigarette]
Chandler, what are you doing?
Chandler!
[realizes he's smoking] Oh my God!
You're smoking again?
Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still.
Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
Look, I'm telling you, this is just like my parents' divorce, which is when I first started smoking in the first place.
Weren't you 9?
[with the cigarette sticking out of his mouth] Yeah. I'm telling you something, that first smoke after naptime.
[a knock on the door is heard]
Oh, that's great. With my luck, that's gonna be him.
Him? Him, Ross?
No, "Hymn" 253: "His eyes are on the Sparrow." When my parents got divorced, I started using humor as a defense mechanism.
[Chandler opens the door and it turns out to be Rachel]
Hi. Uh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because my sister's on hold and she said that we can have her cabin for the weekend, and go skiing. Huh? I'm asking you first, right? I mean, I'm playing by the rules.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
[Chandler starts smoking in front of Rachel]
Chandler! You're smoking? What are you doing?
Hey, shut up! You're not my real mom.
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