Friends · Season 3, Episode 19
“The One With The Tiny T-Shirt” · Season 3, Episode 19
In this episode: Chandler Bing (3), Ross Geller (1), Joey Tribbiani (1)
[spying on Rachel and Mark through the peephole in Chandler and Joey's door] Here they come, here they come. If she kisses him goodnight, I'm gonna kill myself, I swear. I can't watch this. Come on! Date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go. She's going in. She's going in... Wait! He's going in! He's going in! The door's closed! I can't see anything with the door closed!
And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.
You slept with someone three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower.
Just because she went to Yale drama she thinks she's like, the greatest actress since, since...sliced bread!
Ahh, sliced bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth.
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