Do you think I need a new walk?
What?
Well, I've been walking the same way since high school. You know how some people walk in a room and everybody takes notice? I think I need a "take-notice" walk!
Are you actually saying these words?
“The One with the Morning After” · Season 3, Episode 16
In this episode: Ross Geller (3), Rachel Green (3), Chandler Bing (2), Joey Tribbiani (1)
All right, look. If you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
Don't you realize none of this would've ever happened if I didn't think at that same moment you were having sex with Mark?
All right. Let's say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Yes, I would.
You'd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
(Hesitating) Yes.
If you knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were...
(He covers his ears and yells) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Okay, okay, yeah, I would have been devastated but, I would still want to be with you. Because it's, I mean it's you.
No. I can't. You're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me. Ever. God, and now I just can't stop picturing you with her. I can't. It doesn't matter what you say or what you do, Ross. It's just changed everything. Forever.
Yeah, but this...this can't be it.
Then how come it is?
I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we were broken up.
We were on a break.
That, for all I knew, could last forever. That, to me, is a breakup.
You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?
I'm not trying to "get out" of anything, okay? I thought our relationship was dead.
Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.
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