[Phoebe's former singing partner left her again for commercial fame]
PPhoebe
[singing about her]
“The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner” · Season 3, Episode 14
In this episode: Ross Geller (2), Rachel Green (2), Phoebe Buffay (2), Chandler Bing (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Monica Geller (1)
Jingle Bitch screwed me over!
Go to hell, Jingle Whore!
Go to hell, go to hell,
Go to hell...
[Leslie finishes a song and everybody claps.]
See, see, everyone else is happy she's done.
LLeslie
Okay, my next song's called:
Phoebe Buffay, what can I say?
I really love when we were singing partners
And I shouldn't have left you that way.
Oh, no: one of those look-for-the-hidden-meaning songs.
Well, hello!
Where've you been?
The doctor.
Is everything okay?
Oh, yes. Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep. Two nipples, no waiting.
Wow. Just like Rachel in high school.
What?
Come on, I was kidding. It was such an obvious joke.
That was an obvious joke. And I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it? [Points at his chest] The source of all my powers. Oh, dear, what have I done?
Well, okay how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to professor Pit Stains and his, "hey, everybody! remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years? Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had!"
First of all, it's professor Pitain. And second off all, that little bone proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings [puts hands up slightly] but didn't fly. [puts them down]
Okay, see, now, what I just heard: blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah-blah blah-blah blah-blah.
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